Khud ko kar kanjus...

Khud ko kar kanjus itna Ki
har sms bhejne se pehle
Mobile company wale call kar ke puchhe
Aaj sms kar rahe ho Sab Kheriyat to he???

An Elephant falls in love...

An Elephant fals in LOVE wit an Ant.
Bt
Ant's parents r against 2 their mariage.Gues y?
They gve a Solid Reason
Ladkey ke dant bahar hai

No entry...

Sardar drives in to 1-way & cross "NO ENTRY" board
Police:No ENTRY ka board nahi dekha?
Sardar:Mujhe laga film ka poster hai

Chehra to dekho...

Your a/c has been recharged successfully by
RS 1490.74 Ur
a/c balance is
RS 1501.93



Aha! Chehra
to dekho,jese
Bandar ko Kela mil gaya ho

Santa: meri ladki "jawan" ho gayi hai. Uski shadi karna hai.
Banta: teri ladki "jawan" ho gayi ho to phoj me bhej sadi kyo kar raha hai.:-P

I Love...

I




I L




I LO




I LOV




I LOVE




I LOVE Y




I LOVE YO




I LOVE YOGA.

JAI BABA RAMDEV...

Are yaar ye mobile to mujhe kangaal kar dega...

Santa: Are yaar ye mobile to mujhe kangaal kar dega.
Banta:kyu?
Santa:Baar Baar dikhaata hai"BATTERY LOW
Ab tak 56 battery lechuka Hun..

Ek sardar pani pi raha tha ...

Ek sardar pani pi raha tha.
to pine do na usme bhi joke chahiye.
jaan loge kya sardaro ki... :-)

Ladka bola-Dilruba...

Ladka bola-Dilruba
Ladki boli-Pizza khila
Ladka bola-Paise nai
Ladki boli-Kaise nai
Ladka bola-Mahngai hai
Ladki boli-aaj se tu mera bhai hai

Gujarati funny movie sms

Gujarati funny movie sms
Agar "TITANIC" film koi gujarati director bnta to uska naam kya rakhta ?
socho

Naavdi Dubi Gori Tara Gaam Ma

Mere paas gadi hai...

Vijay-Mere pas gadi
hai,bnglw hai,paisa
hai tumare pas kya hai

Ravi-Mere pas Bhi gadi
hai,bnglw hai,paisa
hai

Vijay-2 phir maa kiske
pas hai

Ab tak meri life ek khuli botal thi...

Ab tak meri life ek khuli botal thi
Jisme s sab perfume ki tarah ud jata tha
Par apke aane se sab ruk gaya
Bhagwan ap jaisa DHAKKAN sabko de

Malika at Airport

Malika at Airport
Bikhari: behanji 1 rs dedo.
she gave him 1000 Rs
Secretary: why U gave him 1000?
Malika:pehli bar kisine behan kaha.

Bazigar O Bazigar

Bazigar O Bazigar,
Apni Mummy Ko Razi Kar,
Ooo Tune Dil Mera Toda,
Maine Fevicol Se Joda,
Mere Fevicol Ka Paisa Vapis Kar

How does a Sardar Dial 9844498444

How does a Sardar Dial 9844498444
.



Think


?


First he dails 98444 & then

press "REDIAL"...

Intelligent like u

A Student In A Interview...

A Student In A Interview:
How Does An Electric Motor Run?
Student:Dhuurrrr
Interviewer: Stop It.
Student: Dhurr Dhp Dp Dup Dup

Do you know why God created spaces between your finger
So that someone special would come in your life holds your hand&will say"LE BEEDI PE"

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