Santa ne pilot se earphone cheen liye.


Pilot- ye tum kya kar rahe ho?


Santa- saale paise hum de or gane tu sune.

Pathan Ne Apne Dost Ko
Apna Mobile Dia Aur Kaha

"Kocha ! Plz Meri Girl Friend Ko Sms
Send Kar Do , Humara
Hand-Writing Bohat Kharab Hy"

Man :"Ek Litre Gaaye Ka Dhoodh Dena."

Dudwala :"Lekin Tumhara Bartan To Bahut Chhota Hai."

Man : "Theek He To Fir BAKRI Ka De do"

Mohabbat ek se ho to Bholapan hai. Do se ho to Apnapan hai. Teen se ho to Dewanapan hai. Char se ho to Pagalpan hai. Phir bi counting na ruke tho Kaminapan hai...