Saturday, October 31, 2009

Kabi Na Kabi To

Kabi Na Kabi To Dil Zarur Rota He
Jab Koi Apna Milkar Nazro Se Dur Hota He
Q Roti He ye Kambakt Ankhe
Q Ke Dil Se Zyada Inka Kasur Hota hai

is sms?

is sms?
S-salla
M-muft ka
S-sirdard

na karo to log sochte h kanjus he
Aur kro to log sochte he khaali betha
he kuch kaam nhi he

Love Is Life

Some of the greater things in life
are unseen thats why you close your
eyes when you kiss, cry, or dream...

Love Is Life

Dil walo ka apna

Dil walo ka apna jahan hota hai
Zindgi Junun,Ishq,Imtihan hota hai
Bemaut mare jate hai Mohabbat me
Marne ka shauk kahan kisiko hota hai

Thursday, October 29, 2009

TUM AAG LAGANA

TUM AAG LAGANA SEEKH GAYE TUM
AAG BHUJANA KYA JANO

TUM DIL KO JALANA SEEKH GAYE
TUM DIL KO LAGANA KYA JANO

Sapne Ki tarah

Sapne Ki tarah aakar Chale gaye
Gamo ki Neend Sulakar chale gaye
Kis bhool ki saza di humko?
pehale hasaya Aur Fir rulakar Chale gaye

Checked My Pocket

I Checked My Pocket,
I Found Nothing,

I Checked My Wallet
I Found Few Coins,

Then I Checked My Heart,
I Found U & Realised How Rich I am!

Khuda K Dar Pe

Khuda K Dar Pe ManganewaloKi Kami Nahi,
Par Koi Khali Hath Nahi Jata,
Humare Pass Bhi Pyar Ki Koi Kami Nahi
Par Afsos Koi Aazmane Nahi Aa

Tuesday, October 27, 2009

Andhere ne kbhi roshni

Andhere ne kbhi roshni nhi dekhi
maut ne kbhi zindgi nhi dekhi
jo kahte H mit jati he duriyo se dosti
unhone shyad hamari dosti nhi dekhi

Rishto Me Duria

Rishto Me Duria Mit Jayngi
Ehsas Ki Dunia Simat Jaygi
Hamko Yad Kar K Hi Palak Band Karna
Fir Sari Umar Apki Hasin Khawabo Me Kat Jaygi

Mujhse hi parda krte ho

Meri sanso se tum shikwa krte ho
Chup chup k chahat ka sauda krte ho
Tum hi socho ye kesi majburi He
Mujhme "REH KAR"
Mujhse hi parda krte ho

Show ur love and care

Show ur love and care
where it gets respect.
Otherwise ur heart wil
b wounded when u came 2
kno dat there is no meaning
for ur love & care..

Monday, October 26, 2009

Jitne aap gin

KBHI RAAT ME TARE GIN KAR DEKHANA
Jitne aap gin paye utna aap mujko yaad karte ho
AUR JITNE BACH GAYE
Utna apko hm yaad karte he.

Hasi Meri Thi

Hasi Meri Thi Par Chehra Uska Tha
Mere is Dil Se Sirf Naam Uska Tha
Jiske Liye Maine Ki Apno Se Bagawat
Mere Hi Khilaaf Har ilzaam Uska Tha

I miss you

Every time i miss you,
a star falls.
So if you ever look up
at the sky and the stars are gone,
its because you made
me miss you too much..

My wife died

Santa - My wife died yesterday..
I'm trying to cry but
tears are not come out,
what to do?
Banta - No Problem.
Just Imagine she Came Back

Saturday, October 24, 2009

Uski Yaado Me

Uski Yaado Me,
UsKi Baato Me,
Kahi Mera Aks
Jhilmilata Hoga,
Lakh Masroof Hoga Apne Kamo
Me,
Phir B Hume
Soch Kar Kabhi
To Muskurata
Hoga..

Yaado hi Yaado me

Yaado se judke yaad aate ho aap
yaad akar yaadgar ban jate ho aap
yaado hi yaado me sama jate ho aap
kyu yaadko bhi yaad bana jate ho aap

Chaho to Dilse mujhe

Chaho to Dilse mujhe mita dena,
Chaho to mujhe bhula dena,
Par ye vaada karo k kabhi meri yaad aye,
To rona mat sirf MUSKURA Dena....

Tum bin kuch nahi

Kabhi lagta he
dosti kuch nahi
Kabhi lagta he dosti bin kuch nahi
Kabhi lagta he tum kuch Nhi
To
Kabhi lagta hai
"Tum bin kuch nahi"

Friday, October 23, 2009

Kash main chand

Kash main chand tu sitara hota,
Falak pe 1ashiyana humara hota
Sab tujh bohat door se dakhtey
Per tujhe chooney ka haq
sirf humara hota

Chahne se koi Chiz

Chahne se koi Chiz apni nahi hoti
Hr muskan Kushi nahi hoti
kahna to chahte hi bahot kuch
magar kabhi alfaz to kabhi
zuban sath nahi hoti

Kia Tum ne Mujhe

Husband: Kia Tum ne Mujhe
KUTTA kha?
Wife: no answer
Husband: Again ask
no answer
than Again ask
Wife: Nhi kha Pleas ab
Bhokna Band Bhi kro.

Thursday, October 22, 2009

DOSTI

-DOSTI-
Shabd nhi jo mit jaye,
Umar nhi jo dhal jaye,
Safar nhi jo mukam paye
Ye wo ehsas h jiske liye
agar jiya jaye to Zindgi
kam pad jaye

The happiness

The happiness of ur life depends
upon the quality of ur thought.
But the quality of your thoughts
depends on the people you meet
in your life

Apse Jab Humari Yari

Apse Jab Humari Yari Ho Gai
Duniya Humari Aur B Pyari Ho Gai
Isse Pehle Kisi Bi Cheez Ke Aadi Na The
Par Ab Apko Yad Karne ki bimari ho gayi

kab tak Khud

kab tak Khud ko rok paoge
Bina mere aap na rha Paoge
Hum bus Jaynge yado Me aapki Is trah ki
Phir ap Dusro ko yaad krna B bhul jaoge

Wednesday, October 21, 2009

Ret k sahare me

Ret k sahare me asiyana banaya tha
Kagaj ki kasti ka sahara banaya tha
Jhoka hawa kaSab uda le gya
Sayad hamne hi rishta kamjor bnaya tha.

Agar Zindgi me

Agar Zindgi me Judai na hoti
To kabhi kisi ki yaad aayi na hoti
Saath hi Gujrte har lamhe to shayad
Risto me itni Gehrai na aayi hoti.

wade pe wo humare

wade pe wo humare aitbar nahi karte,
hum zikr-e-riste sare izhar nahi
karte,darta hai dil uski ruswai se,
wo sochte hai k hum unse pyar nahi karte

SWEET MEMORIES

Night"is a Gud time to
"Remember"all d sweet things
& all sweet persons in ur
"Life".
so sleep well with ur
"SWEET MEMORIES" "Good night

Monday, October 19, 2009

Kitani buri lagti

Kitani buri lagti h zindagi
jab hm tanha mehsus karte hai.
marne k bad milte he char kandhe
aur jite ji hum1kandhe k liye taraste hai.

Kash vo pal sang

Kash vo pal sang bitaye na hote
jinko yad kr aj ye ansu aye na hote
Khuda ko agr is tarah dur le jana tha
To itni gahrayi se Dil milaye na hote

Kub Tak Khud Ko Rok

Kub Tak Khud Ko Rok Paoge
Bina Mere Aap Na Rah Paoge
Hum Bus Jayenge Yado Me Aapki Is Tarah Ki
Phir Aap Dusro Ko Yaad Karna B Bhul Jaoge

Ro Raha Tha

Santa-Ro Raha Tha
Banta-Kya hua?
Santa-Aj mere Abu ne Mujhe Juta Mara He
Banta-Tu Khush Nasib He
"Jutta" Sirf "Azeem" Logo ko hi Mara Jata He

Friday, October 16, 2009

Happy Diwali

Wishing u Happiness,Health,
Good fortune,Success,
Peace
on the occassion of
Diwali.
Happy Diwali & Prosperous New Year

Pehle Wo Kuch Baat

Pehle Wo Kuch Baat To Karte The,
Choti Sahi Mulakat To Karte The,
Maine Yuhi Unhe Apna Samajh Liya,
Wo Ham par Nahi Hamare Sms Par Marte The,

A Rose Says

A Rose Says
I Love You
A Smile Says
I Like You
A Ring Says
I Marry You
But My Small SMS Says
I Remember You
I Miss You Too Much
Gud

Thursday, October 15, 2009

Batsman LBW Hua

During The Match
Batsman LBW Hua
SANTA: Log Hum Ko Pagal
Samajhte Hain Yaha To
Sab Pagal Hain
Lagi Batsman Ko Hai Aur
Cheekh Bowler Raha Hai.

Patakhe yaha se lenge

Son:Hum patakhe yaha se lenge.
Mom:lekin ye to Girls Hostel hai?
Son:lekin Papa kehte the ki
sab phatake yaha rehte hai.

Ek Shikayat He

Ek Shikayat He Aap Se
Kya Jane Kesi Chahat He Aap Se
Dost To Bahut He Kahne Ko
Par Dil Ko Na Jane Kaisi Rahat Hai Aap Se

She is hot

She is hot.!
She is sweet.!
She always Needs a lip for kiss.!
Whole world is Mad for her.!
Who is she.?
.

.
Answer= Tea

Nur aapke upar barse

laxmi devi ka nur aapke upar barse
har koi apse loan lene ko tarse
bhagvan aapko de theilye bhar-bhar k rupay
ki aap chiller pane ko terse

Monday, October 12, 2009

JINDAGI Hai TO

JINDAGI Hai TO
KHWAB Hai.
KHWAB Hai TO
MANJILEN Hai
MANJILEN Hai TO
RASTE Hai
RASTE Hai TO
MUSKILE Hai
MUSKILE Hai TO
HIMMAT Hai
HIMMAT Hai TO
SMS Kar...

Tere Bina hm jina Bhul

Tere Bina hm jina Bhul jate he
Zakhmo ko sina Bhul jate he
Tu He Zindagi Me Sbse Aziz..
Hr Baar Tuzse ye kehna bhul jate he

Pyar to humein

Pyar to humein bhi karna tha,
par kuch khaas nahi hua.
Tajmahal to humein bhi banana tha..
par afsoos ke....

LOAN pass nahi hua...

Kisiko Dil to Kisiko

Kisiko Dil to Kisiko Didar Mile
Kisiko Phul to Kisiko Phulo ka Haar Mile
Kisiko Khusi to Kisiko Pyar Mile
Par Mujhe Aap Jaisa YAAR Mile

I Love You

The shortest word for me is "I"
The sweetest word for me is "love"
The only word for me is "you!"

I Love You...

Friday, October 9, 2009

Wo Waqt Wo Lumhe

Wo Waqt Wo Lumhe Azeeb Honge.
Duniya Me Hum Khusnaseeb Honge.
Dur Se Jub Itna Yaad Karte He Apko
Kya Hoga Us Waqt Jub Hum Apke Kareeb Honge

Suraj Ki Kiran

Suraj Ki Kiran Chupaye To Kaise

Fulon Ki Mehak Churaye To Kaise

Aaye Na Aapka Message Agr

To Aap Hi Btaye Ham Muskuraye To Kaise

Usko Mere Wado pe

Usko Mere Wado pe Aitbar hoga
Dil me Kisi k Liye Pyar hoga
Ae SMS ja mere Dost se Mil
Kyoki Usko mere SMS ka Intzar hoga.

Thursday, October 8, 2009

Agar Neend Na Aaye to

1st sardar:
Oye,
Agar Neend Na Aaye to kya kiya Jaye?
?
?
?
?
?
2nd Sardar:
Neend ka Intezar karne se Achha Hai
ki
Aadmi
so Hi Jaye!!

Karli hai tumne ab humse dosti

Karli hai tumne ab humse dosti,
naaraz hoke 1 din chhod na jaana,
shishe ka hai ye dil hamara,
bhool kr b 1 din ise tod na jana.

Jawani aur Budhape me farak batao

Santa-Jawani aur Budhape me farak batao?
Banta-Jawani me mobile me "HASEENO" ke numbers
hote hai aur Budhape me "HAKEEMO" ke

Kabar Pe Gya

Santa Apne Baap Ki Kabar Pe Gya
Or Haal Chal Pucha
Kabar Se Awaz Nehi Ayi
Santa Kabar Pe Likh K Chala Aaya Ki
AISA KAROGE TO KON AYEGA

Tum na jao kahi

Tum na jao kahi
bas ik nazar dekh lene ki ijazat de do
kuch waqt guzar lu tere yadoo me
ek zindagi jeene ki ijaazat de do

Wednesday, October 7, 2009

Mann Me Aapki

Mann Me Aapki Har Baat
Rahegi
Basti Chhoti he Mgar Aabad
Rahegi
Chahe Hm Bhula
De Zamane
Ko
Mgar Aapki Ye Pyari Dosti Humesha Yaad
Rahegi

Yu hi sapno se dil

Yu hi sapno se dil lagaya kro
kisike khwabo me bhi aya jaya kro
jab dil kare ke koi tumhe b manaye
to bas hume yaad kar ke rooth jaya

Pyar Se Bada Koi Dhokha

Pyar Se Bada Koi Dhokha Nhi Hota
Bewafai Se Bada Koi Tofha Nhi Hota
Na Thukrana Dosto ko Yaro
Q Ki Isse Bada Ki Bhrosa Nhi Hota

Kya hua Tu Ye Mitti

Pappu 2 Ramu- Kya hua Tu Ye Mitti
Kyu Khod raha hai
Mangu-Dadaji ne bola Mene unka
naam Mitti me mila diyahai
Wohi Dhund raha hun.

Tuesday, October 6, 2009

Reet He Jane Kesi Ye

Reet He Jane Kesi Ye Zamne Ki
Jo Saza Milti He Yaha Dil Lgane Ki
N Baithana kisi ko Dil Me Itna Ki
Fir Dua Mangni Pade Bhulane Ki..

Na Dil Me Basa

Na Dil Me Basa Kr Bhulaya Krte He,
Na Bhula Kr Rulaya Krte He,
Kabhi Mehsus Kr K Dekh Lena..
Hm Dil Se Rishta Nibhaya Krte He..

Ek ajib sa manzar nazar

Ek ajib sa manzar nazar aata he
Har ek katra samundar nazar aata he
Kaha banau ghar shise ka
Har ek haath k hath me pather nazar aata he

Plastic Surgery karvane

Santa: Dr. Sahab! Plastic Surgery
karvane me kitna kharcha aayega?
Dr.: 5 lakh
Santa: Agar 'Plastic' hum de to?

Tum kya jano kya

Tum kya jano kya hoti h tanhai
Tute patte se puch kya hoti h judai
Bewafai ka ilzam na dena is waqt se
Puch k kis waqt teri yaad na aayi

Friday, October 2, 2009

Mohabat ki haqikat

Mohabat ki haqikat judai hoti hai
Pyar me hamesha bewafai hoti hai
Hum par rakhna sada aitbar
Kyuki
Dosti k riste me hi sachai hoti hai.

Kya kar rahe ho

Santa Platfrom k side leta tha
Banta-Kya kar rahe ho?
Santa-Sucite
Banta-to beach me leto
Santa-Dar lagta he..
Gud Nite Hv Swt Demz

Soch Kar Uske

Soch Kar Uske Bare Me Muskurate He Hum
Khud Ko Hi Kahani Uski Sunate He Hum
Jub B Yad Krte He Usko
Sari Duniya Ko Us Waqt Bhul Jate He Hum

Bhejnewala mahan

Banta sent sms to Santa:
Bhejnewala mahan, padhnewala gadha.
Santa got angry and replied:
Bhejnewala gadha, padhnewala mahan.

Thursday, October 1, 2009

Yar Aaj aamlete Khane

Santa:Yar Aaj aamlete Khane Ka Maan Kar Raha Hai
Banta: Ye Le Aam
Snta:Abe Mai is Aam ka kya Karu?
Bnta:Abe is ko Let Kar Kha jao.

Unse Roj milne ko

Unse Roj milne ko dil chahta he
kuch sunane aur sunune ko dil chahta he
Tha kisi ke manane ka andaz aisa ke
firse ruth jane ko dil chahta he

Kuch Log Hume

Kuch Log Hume Bhulaye Bethe He
Kuch Unki Aas Lagaye Bethe He
Ak Aur Din Beet Gaya Unki Yaado Me
Aur Wo Na Jane Kisko Dil Me Basaye Bethe He.