Saturday, November 28, 2009

Tamana-e-ishq

Tamana-e-ishq to hum bhi rakhte hain
kisi ke dil me hum bhi dhadakte hain
na jaane hume woh kab milega
jis ke liye hum roz tadapte hain

HR HASI KA MATLAB

HR HASI KA MATLAB IZHAR NAI HOTA
HR KHAMOSHI KA MATLAB INQAR NAI HOTA
YU TO UTHTI HE ANKHE HAZARON KI OR
HR NAZAR KA MATLAB PYAR NAI HOTA

Dard de gaye

Dard de gaye Sitam bhi de gaye,
Zakhm k sath Marham bhi de gaye,
Do Lafzo se kar gaye wo apna man Halka,
Hum ko na Rone ki Kasam de gaye

Kuch gadbad hai

Vodka+Watr = Injurs kidney
Rum+Watr = Injurs Liver
Whisky+Watr = Injurs Heart
Gin+Watr = Injurs Brain


Lagta he Saala Pani me hi kuch gadbad hai.

Na dil mein

Na dil mein basa kar bhulaya karte he
Na hasa kr rulaya karte he
Kabhi mehsus kar ke dekh lena
Hum toh dil se rishte nibhaya karte he

Tuesday, November 24, 2009

Sham ki roshni se

Sham ki roshni se andhera door hota He
Is duniya me har koi majboor hota He
Jo ankho se jitna door hota He
wo yadon se utna hi kareeb hota He

Beshak kuch Waqt

Beshak kuch Waqt Ka Intezar Mila hmko
Khuda se badhkar yaar mila humko
na rahi tamana kisi jannat ki
ae Dost teri dostise vo pyar mila hamko

Jab bijli

Jab bijli chamakta h toh dikhai
pehle or sunai bad me kyu deta he
Santa:Kyun ki hamari ankhe age
or kan piche hota he

Search a Beautiful

Search a Beautiful Heart
But not search a Beautiful Face
Beautiful things are not always Good
But Good things are always Beautiful

Monday, November 23, 2009

Kya kya tere naam likhu

Kya kya tere naam likhu,
Dil likhu ki Jaan likhu,
Aansu chura ke teri pyari Ankho se,
Apni har khushi tere nam likhu.

Palak Jhuka Kar

Palak Jhuka Kar Salam Karte Hai,
Is Dil Ki Dua Aap Ke Naam Karte Hai,
Kubul Ho To Muskra Dena,
Hum Ye SMS Aap Ke Naam Karte Hai.

JO HE DIL ME

JO HE DIL ME BATAKAR TO DEKHO
CHAHAT KO HOTHO PE LAKAR TO DEKHO
SUB KUCH MIL JAYEGA USI PAL LEKIN
MAHOBBAT KO 1BAAR JATAKAR TO DEKHO

Bagon mein phool

Bagon mein phool khilte rehenge
Raat mein diye jalte rehenge
dua hai khuda se
Ap khush rehein hamesha
baki hum to hamsha
tang karte rahenge.

Saturday, November 21, 2009

Kanjuuus

Agar Koi achha sa Msg ho to use jaldi se

Paper par likh kar almari me bandh kar do.
Kahin galti se send na ho jaaye.

Kanjuuus.

Mujhe guitar la do na

Beta: Dady mujhe guitar la do na
Santa:Nehi tum sab ko parisan karoge
Beta:Nehi Dady Kasm se jab sab
so jayenge tab bajaunga.

Kisne Kaha

Kisne Kaha Hme Apki Yad Nhi Aati
Apko N Soche Aisi Koi Rat Nhi Jati
Waqt Badal Jata H Aadte Nhi Jati
Aap Khas Ho Ye Bat Sbse To Khi Nhi Jati

Musibat aayi hai

Santa:RAAZ Par Jo Musibat aayi hai,
Uske Bare me Tumne Suna kya?
Banta-Nahi to ki hoya?
Santa:Are Meri biwi Uske Sath Bhag Gai hai...

Thursday, November 19, 2009

Candle ko

1candle ko jalane k liye
machis khudko jala deti he
or usi machis ki yaad me
candle b puri jal jati he.
True love Love u frnd

machar preshan kr rha tha

1sardar ko 1 machar preshan kr rha tha,
tang aakar wo bed k niche so gya,
tbhi vha 1jugnu aa gya,
Sardar bola kmina ab torch
leker dhund rha he

Wednesday, November 18, 2009

Socha Tha

Socha Tha Muskurayenge Rone Ke Baad
Wo Fir Mil Jayenge Khone Ke Baad
Ye Sapna Hai Mera Toot Jayega Ek Din
Jo Aata Hai Har Raat Sone KBaad

CONFUSED?

He
Kam
Ka
Walo
Dimag
Hona
Confusd
QKi
Ho
Na
Confusd
Tarah
Is
Me
Lyf
B
Kbhi
Raho
Khus
Lmha
1
Har
Din
1
Har
Aap

CONFUSED?
Niche se upar Padho

Ap Ka Beta Fail Ho Gaya

Teachr- Ap Ka Beta Fail Ho Gaya he
Or Ap Ladu Khila Rahe ho
Netaji-50 Ki Class Mein 40 Fail Hai..
Majority Toh mere beta Ke Sath Hai Na

Smooth roads

Smooth roads never make gud drivers.
Clear sky never make gud pilots.
Problm free lyf never make a gud person.
Lyf is a challenge.
Live it!

Tuesday, November 17, 2009

Idhar aa

BOY: Bapu idhar aa
MOM: Aise nai bolte Beta,Dad ko Izzat se bolo
Boy: Bapu,Izzat se idhar aa !

Kash Vaado ka matlab

Kash Vaado ka matlab wo samajte
Kash khomoshi ka matlab wo samajte
nazar kehti hai hazaar baatein
kash meri ek nazar ka matlab wo samajte

Betab Tamanao Ki

Betab Tamanao Ki Kasak Rahne Do
Manzil Ko Pane Ki Lalak Rahne Do
Aap Bhale Hi Raho Dur Nazro Se Meri
Par Band Palko Me Apni Jhalak Rahne do.

Monday, November 16, 2009

Yaadon mein hum

Yaadon mein hum rahein ye ehsaas rakhna
nazron se door sahi dil ke paas rakhna
ye nahi kehte ke sath raho dur he sahi par yaad rakhna

Heart may forget to beat

Heart may forget to beat
Eyes may forget to blink
Blood may forget to flow
But I cant forget you to love
Because you are something special.

Pata na Chala

Roshni Kab Kam hui Pata na Chala
Khushi Kab Gum hui Pata na Chala
Tumhari Yaad Me Khoye Kuch Is Tarha
Aankh Kab Nam hui Pata na Chala

Dimag ke liye

Dimag ke liye santre ka juice,
Ankhon ke liye gajar ka juice,
Sehat ke liye anar ka juice,
Khush rahne ke liye sms karo kanjus..

Tuesday, November 3, 2009

The biggest

The biggest enemy of best is GOOD.
If U are satisfied with what is good,
U will never have what is BEST.
Have a best day.

Har Khushi Me kuch

Har Khushi Me kuch n Kuch Kami Rahegi
Ankhein Thodi Shabnami Rahegi
Zindgi Ko Aap Kitna Bhi Sanwariye
Bin Hamare Koi Na Koi Kami Rahegi..

Best person like you

lf yOu get less messages frOm me,
dOn't think that l didn't care fOr yOu,
but l'm searching fOr the best message
fOr a best persOn like yOu!

Bhale hi wafa ka

Bhale hi wafa ka sila na dena
magar mujhe yun bhula na dena
zara sambhal ke rakhna mere dost mujhko
mein kanch hu mujhe gira na dena..

Your lips

Your lips, your eyes, your soul
Are like a work of art,
The most creative thing of all
Is your beautiful heart.

Pyar ka mitha ehsaas

Pyar ka mitha ehsaas dilane laga hai tu,
Dil ko churane laga hai tu,
Din me ban ke jhonka hawa ka ,
Nind me khwab banke aane laga hai tu.

Bhale hi wafa

Bhale hi wafa ka sila na dena
magar mujhe yun bhula na dena
zara sambhal ke rakhna mere dost mujhko
mein kanch hu mujhe gira na dena..

Monday, November 2, 2009

G O O D N I G H T

"G"o to bed
"O"ff the light
"O"ut of tension
"D"reams come
"N"ice sleep
"I"gnore worries
"G"et up earlier
"H"ave a nice day for
"T"ommorow.

Ye choti si yaad

Ye choti si yaad Bada Sila degi
Gulab ki tarah apka chehra khila degi
Mat chodna kabhi hamari yado ko
Ye yaad khud apko humse mila degi

Ap apne frnd

Wife:Ap apne frnd ki Biwi
k janze pe nhi gye?
HUS:Kis muh se jau?
Wo mjhe 3ri Biwi K jnaze pe
bula rha he or me use 1
dafa b nhi bula saka