Ek Kutta subah se

Ek Kutta subah se sham tak
bhonkta raha

bao baobaobao

baobaobao

bao baobaobao

bao baobao

Vo to bechara kutta he
tum Q bhonk rahe ho?

Aapki muskan

Aapki muskan hamari kamzori hai Keh na
pana hamari majburi hai
Aap kyon nahi samajte is khamoshi ko Kya
khamoshi ko zuban dena zaruri hai

Gaon ki Mitti ki Khusbu

Santa Gaon Gaya Bus se Utarte
hi Mitti Hath me Utha kar
Bola: Gaon ki Mitti ki Khusbu hi Alag hai
Banta:Sale thik se dekh Mitti nehi TATTI he

Zindgi Ki

Ishvar Ki Surat
"Zindgi"
Zindgi Ki Surat
"Pyar"
Pyar Ki Surat
"Vishvas"
Vishvas Ki Surat
"Dosti"
Or
Dosti Ki Surat
"Aap"

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Very good!
Intelligent Ho!
Kal A-B-C-D sikhenge...

Aap hume milo har

Aap hume milo har janam me
Kyuki hume apki yari pasand hai
Apko lage chand sitaro ki umar
Kyuki hamari umar bahut kam hai

HAPPY REPUBLIC DAY

DESH bahkto kai balidaan se,
SWATNATRA hue hai hum..
koi puche kon ho to GRAV se kahnge
BHARTIYA hai ham...
****HAPPY REPUBLIC DAY...

26th jan 2010

Chahte He Jo Had

Chahte He Jo Had Se Zyada Kisi Ko,
Wohi To Sbse Zyada Takrar Krte He,
Karo Na Fikar Agar Wo Naraz Ho jaye,
Naraz Hote He Wohi Jo Pyar Krte He

Usme Namak hai

Banta khana bana raha tha aur pucha namak kidar hai?
Santa-namak nahi hai.
Banta-toh dal me kya daalu?
Santa-"COLGATE" dalo,
usme Namak hai

As we express

As we express our gratitude,
we must never forget that the highest
appreciation is not to utter words,
but to live by them. Have a great day.

Khwbo Khyalo Me

Khwbo Khyalo Me Mere Tum Roz Aate Ho
Kabhi Dard Kabhi Khusiya De Jate Ho
Pyar Karte Ho Tum Mujhse
Magar Mere Is Sawal Ka Jawab Taal Jate Ho.

Honto Ne Jiska

Honto Ne Jiska Jikar Na Kiya Ho
Aankhe Unka Paigam Deti Hai
Duniya Se Unko Chupaye Kaise,
Har Dhadkan Unka Hi To Naam Leti Hai.

Hr Kasti Ka Kinara

Hr Kasti Ka Kinara Nhi Hota
Jise Krte H Pyar Wo Hamara Nhi Hota
Rota Hoga Sagar B KisiK Intezar me
Vrna Sagar Ka Pani Itna Khara Nhi Hota

Zindgi Bhar Aapka

Zindgi Bhar Aapka Sath Na Chod Payenge
Aap Samajte H Hum Aapko Bhool Jayege
Har Koi Nahi Hota He Hum Jaisa
Ye AapA B Kisi Din Jan Jayenge

Sangeet sunkar

Sangeet sunkar gyaan nahi millta
Mandir jakar Bhagwan nahi milta
Pathar to log is liye pujTe he
Q ki vishwas k layak insaan nai milta.

The Hardest Tests

2 Of The Hardest Tests In Life
The Patience TO Wait FOr The RIGHT MOment..
&...
The COurage TO Accept The Fact YOu've Waited FOr NOTHING..!!

One hand of help

One hand of help
1 word of sympathy
1 act of humanity
1 deed of charity
& 1 sms of good thoughts
daily can change someone's life

Agar itni pyari

Agar itni pyari soch tumhari nahoti,
Mulaqat yu tumse hamari na hoti
Tadapte rehte sachhe dost k liye
Agar dosti tumse hamari na hoti..

Muskurana to har

Muskurana to har ladki ki ada hai.
Wah wah
gor farmaiye
muskurana to har ladki ki ada hai,

use jo mohabbat samjhe wo sabse bada gadha hai.

Aap Ki Ek Baat

Aap Ki Ek Baat Mujhe Bahut Pasand Hai


Aap Jab Bhi Koi SMS Karte Ho

To
Dil Se Karte Ho


Q Ki


Dimag To Aap Ke Pass Hai Hi Nahi Na

Wat happend in 1869

Teacher:Wat happend in 1869
Santa:don't know
Teacher:Stupid,Gandhiji was born!
Now tell me.What hapend in 1873?
Santa:Gandhi was 4 yrs old

Khub Khela Waqt

Khub Khela Waqt B Insaan Se
Dil Hi Khali Kar Diya Humne Imaan Se,
Hum Hi Paagal Ho Gaye The Unke Pyar Me
Jo Kar Baithe Wafa Ek Anjaan Se.

Zindgi kisi ki

Zindgi kisi ki amanat nahi hoti,
amanat me kabhi qayamat nahi hoti,
dill ko sambhal kar rakhna dost
meri dosti ki kaid me zamanat nahi hoti.

Dard k ansu

Dard k ansu bahaye nhi jate
Bina pyar k riste nibhaye nhi jate
Jindgi me 1 baat yad rkhna mre dost
Kisiko rulakar apne sapne sajaye nhi jate

Nisan dekhlo

Santa begum k liye Chhapal lene gaya
Dukandar:Santa G size toh batao
Santa:Yaar wo toh mai bhulgaya
aisa karo mere kamar pe nisan dekhlo

The person whom

The person whom u love d most
Breaks ur heart n leaves
Even after years when u see that person
Ur heart skips a beat.
It's hard but true

Yu hi koi tanha

Yu hi koi tanha nahi hota,
chah kar bhi kise se juda nahi hota,
dosti ko sirf kanjusi le doobti hai,
ye jaan kar bhi aap se SMS nahi hota.!

Ab me waqt ko

Snta sitting on road
Bnta-Y r u wasting time?
Snta:I m taking badla
A man:How?
Snta:Waqt ne mujhe barbad kiya,
Ab me waqt ko barbad kr raha hun

Judai mili hai

Tere hote hue bhi tanhai mili hai
wafa karke bhi dekhi bewafai mili hai
Jitni dua ki tumhe pane ki
us se zyada teri judai mili hai

Dimag ki dahi mat kar

Papa:Beta agar tu fail hua to muje papa mat kehna

After some days..

Papa:Beta tere result ka kya hua!

Beta:Dimag ki dahi mat kar Ba

Antrishk ki Duniya

Taro ki b Kuch Kahani hogi
Antrishk ki Duniya b Suhani Hogi
Aise hi nahi hai Asman ki Sundarta
jarur wo b kisi k PYAAR ki Nishaani hogi

Dosti Ka Rishta

Dosti Ka Rishta Kabi Purana Nai Hota
Ise Bada Koi Khjana Nai Hota
Dosti To Pyar Se B Pavitr He
Kyoki Isme Koi PagL Or Koi Diwana Nai Hota

Kitni Masum

Kitni Masum C Ada Hoti He
Palat Kr Dekho To Hawa Hoti He
Nadan HeJo Chahte He KisiKo Zndgi Ki Tarah
Nhi Jaante K Zndagi B To Bewafa Hoti He

Meri ANKHO me

Meri ANKHO me TUM apni DUNIA basa LENA,
Mere DIL me TUM apna GHAR bana lena,
Tere DIL me JAAN hai meri,
TUM meri JAAN ko apni jaan BANA lena

SULABH SHOCHALAYE

Santa-Baba..Mujhe aisa kam batao
jaha mujhe kuch na karna pade,
Log kare aur mujhe paise bhi de.
Baba-Ja beta.
"SULABH SHOCHALAYE" khol De

MAA KA LADLA BIGAD GAYA

Agar Ladke k pas personal mobile ha
face pr hr waqt smile ha
sar pr hr roj 1 naya hairstyle ha
to smjho


"MAA KA LADLA BIGAD GAYA"

Ankho ka Pani

Na Rahi Aaj Wo Apni Kahani
Na Wo Hasin Din Na Ratein Suhani
Phir Bhi Hume Aziz hai Unki har Nisani
Chahe Dil ka Dard ho ya Ankho ka Pani

Na dil me

Na dil me basakar bhulaya karte he,
Na hasakar kisi ko rulaya karte he,
Kabhi mahsus kar k dekna e dost,
hum to dosti dil se nibhya karte

B4 u

B4 u Pray forgive.
B4 u criticise wait.
B4 u Speak listen.
B4 u Spend earn.
B4 u Write think.
B4 u Quit try.
B4 u Die live.
Thats life..!

GORILLA

U r "G"reat
U r "O"utstanding
U r "R"ealistic
U r "I"ntelligent
U r "L"ovable
U r "L"ikeable
U r "A"dorable

In Short ur name is "GORILLA"

Ek chhipkali ne

Ek chhipkali ne gaana sunaya to baki 2 chhipkali diwar se gir gayin.
Poochho kaise?
?

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Q k unhone uske liye taali bajai thi

Wo Paas Aate To

Wo Paas Aate To Hm Baat Kar Lete
Wo Sath Rahte To Hm Pyar Kar Lete
Kya Majburiya Rhi
Jo Wo Dur Chale Gye
Vajah To Btate Hm Intezar Kar Lete

Mast Ringtone

Hasi ko Inbox
Ansu Ko Outbox
Gusse Ko Delete
Muskan Ko Sent
Pyar Ko Save &
Dil Ko Karo Vibrate
fir Dekho zinDGi Kitni
Mast Ringtone Banti He

Zindgi k sath

Hamari Dosti ICICI Bank nahi,Jo 8AM to 8PM
CITI Bank b nahi,24 hours Helpline
Ye to LIC ki Tarah hai
Zindgi k sath bhi Zindgi k Baad bhi

Agr Sache Dilse

Teacher: Agr Sache Dilse Bhagwan Se
Prathna Ki Jae toh Wo Puri Hoti He
Ladka: Rehne do Sir
Agar aisa Hota toh Aaj Aap Mere Sasur Ji Hote...

In Durio ko

In Durio ko Judai mat Kehna
In Khamoshiyo ko Narazgi mat Kehna
Har Haal me Sath Denge Apka
Par Zindgi ne Sath na Diya to
Bewafa na Kehna.

Sirf apse aati hai

"RaHaT"
Bhi apse aati hai,
"ChaHaT"
Bhi apse aati hai,
"HuMsE"
Kabhi rothna nahi,
Q k hamein..
"MuSkUraHaT"
Bhi sirf apse aati hai

Ishq k Naye

Ishq k Naye Fasane ho Gaye
Naye Mile to Hum Purane ho Gaye
Kal Tak to Marte the Hum Par
Aaj Wo Aur Kisi k Diwane ho Gaye

Bhaiya Ghar aa Gaye hai

Saas : Aaj se Tum mujhe MAA or susar ko PAPA kahogi

Bahu:Ji Acha.

Shaam ko uska Pati Ghar aya to boli

Maa! Bhaiya Ghar aa Gaye hai

Tujh Ko Apni Jaan

Tujh Ko Apni Jaan Ka Salam Likhenge
Dil Ki Kitab Me Arman Likhenge
Kash Hm Ko Mil Jaye Asman Ki Hukumat
Sitaro ki Jgah Pr Tera Naam Likhege.

Cheer

A Beautiful Year Is Waiting 4 U
So Rise Up & Have A Lovely 2010
WISH U ALL A VERY HAPPY NEW YEAR
God Bless U 4ever
Keep Rockinggg
Cheer

Send tO yOu

If flOwers were dreams that wOuld last fOr ever,
I wOuld pick the mOst beautiful Ones tO send tO yOu..!!

Apne hatho se

Apne hatho se chehre ko chupate kyu ho
Shrmate ho to samne ate kyu ho
Tum meri trah b kr do ikraar-e-wafa
Pyar krte ho to fir chupate kyu ho

Maine Socha Tha

Maine Socha Tha Inkaar Kar Du
Magar Ikraar Hota Chala Gaya.
Likha Tha Baad Me Dhoka Khana,
Isliye Mujhe Pyar Gota Chala Gaya.
Good-Night

THE END

Jane kab sms send karoge
Send k button pe kab apna angutha bend karoge
Ab tak bahut balance jama kiya
kab apni kanjusi ka
THE END
karoge

God's Love Is

God's Love Is A Candle In da Dark
No Matter How Gloomy Our Life May b
Just 1 Little Touch Of His Love Is Enough
To Bring Warmth & Light.G9t