Love is possible

Love is possible after friendship
but
friendship is not possible after love
because
medicines work before death
later nothing can be cured..

Remember that

Remember that what's right isn't always popular...
and what's popular isn' always right.
Have a great day

My husband is safe

A pregnant lady went to an astrologer.
Astrologer: When u deliver a baby,
babys father will die
Lady: Thank god! My husband is safe!

WANTED

Har gali har diwar par tumhara naam likha hai,
Har gali har diwar par tumhara naam likha hai,
Uper WANTED aur niche DAS LAC KA INAAM likha hai

Sun power is day time

Sun power is day time,
Moon power is night time,
Student power is college time,
But
FRIENDSHIP power is life time.!

Dil ko dil se milaya

Dil ko dil se milaya tum ne,
Door hote huwe b apna banaya tum ne,
Kbhi bhool nahi painge tum ko Kyon k
mujhe zindgi jine ka maksd btaya tmne

Machar Ka Bacha

Machar Ka Bacha Pehali Bar Uda
Jab Wapis aaya to Baap ne Pucha
kaisa laga Udke?
Machar Bola- Bahut acha, Jidhar B Gay
Log Taliya Baja rhe the.

Gahra Hota He

Hasta Hua Chehra B Tnhai Me Rota He
Dil Kitna B Mazbut Ho Dard To Hota He
Mana Dur He Abhi Hum Apse
Par Judai Me Rista Or B Gahra Hota He

Hum Dosto Ke Dil

Hum Dosto Ke Dil Me Rehte Hai,
Isliye Har Dard Sehte Hai.
Koi Hum Se Pehle Wish Na Kar De Aapko.
Isliye Ek Din Pehle Hi
"HAPPY BIRTHDAY" Kehte Hai.

Haqiqat mohabbat

Haqiqat mohabbat ki judai hoti hai
Kabhi kabhi pyar me bewafai hoti hai
Hamari taraf haath badaha kar to dekh
Dosti me kitni sacchai hoti he

Dosti Ak Pyar

Dosti Ak Pyar Bhara Pegam He,
Ye To Sabse Cute Rishte Ka Naam He,
Aasu K Badle Hasi Dena Iska Kam He
Is Mazbut Rishte Ko Dil Se Salam He.

Because you have just

Because you have just received a text
message from someone hoping you are fine.
Always Thinking Of You My Dear!!

Gud Morning

Medical me iski

Dil Todne walo ko saza nhi milti
Har kisiko pyar karne ki dua nhi milti
Log kahte h ishq 1 bimari hai
To fir medical me iski dawa Q Nhi milti?

Wo subah ka alarm

Wo subah ka alarm,
wo pani ki thandak,
wo shampu ki botal
wo liril ki tazgi
wo naye kapdo ka sukun
tum kya jano
Ye to roz nahanewala hi jane

Zindagi 'Jannat' se kam

Mahek mohabbat ki kam nahi hoti,
Mohabbat se bhi zindagi kam nahi hoti,
Saath zindagi main Dosti ka ho agar,
To Zindagi 'Jannat' se kam nahi hoti,

What is difference between

santa: What is difference between man & Superman..?

banta: Man wears underwear under the pant
& superman wears it outside the pant..!!

Thoda socha he

Thoda socha he hmne,
thoda jana he hmne,
Mushkil se mgr pehchana he hmne,
Koi ap jesa n tha n hoga,
isliye apni JAAN apko mana he hmne

Pehle wo Kharch kr

Bhikari-ALLAH ke Naam pe Kuch de do
Santa 100 ka Note Dikhte Hue-Kya Tumhre Paas 50 hai
Bhikari Khushi se Ji ha
Santa: To Pehle wo Kharch kr

Sweet Heart You Are My Life

I have you! If you hate me,
shoot me with an arrow,
but please not on the heart coz that's were you are!
Sweet Heart You Are My Life!!!

Apke Chehre Ki

Rato Me Jugnu Ki Jagmgahat
Aasma Me Taro Ki Jhilmilahat
Thandi Wadiyo Me Hawao Ki Sarsarhat
In Subse B Khubsurat H Apke Chehre Ki Muskurahat

Gulshan Me Gul

Gulshan Me Gul Khilte Hai,
Tabhi Toh Aap Jaise Log Milte Hai,
Humse Kabhi Khafa Na Hona e Mere Dost,
Suna Hai Apani Dosti Par Log Jalte Hai.

Dukh to jivan ka sathi

SNTA: Dukh to jivan ka sathi he
OR sukh to aata-jata he
BNTA: Shi bat he,
meri Biwi hamesha sath hi rhti he
OR meri Sali aati-jati rahti he.

Is dunia me

Is dunia me 2type k dost hote he.
1 dost PYARA hota he,
2sra dost BAHUT PYARA hota he.
PYARE dost ne sms bheja he,
or BAHUT PYARA dost sms pad rha he.

jo sms padh raha

Kallu jo 12th me padh raha hai.
Gulu jo 10th me padh raha hai
Aur
Teesra
?
?
jo sms padh raha

wo mujhse meri

wo mujhse meri girlfrnd ka pata puchta h
wo mujhse meri girlfrnd ka pata puchta h
kitna pagal hai apne hi ghar ka pata Puchta hai

Tere WADE Pe Hmne

Tere WADE Pe Hmne Bharosa Kiya
Kuch To ULFAT Ka Tum B Haq Nibhaya Karo
Hum Bhi HAMRAAZ Hai Tum B Hamraaz Ho
Dil ki Baat Hmse Na CHUPAYA Karo

Har Mod Ka Mukam

Har Mod Ka Mukam Nhi Hota
Dil k Risto Ka Koi Naam Nhi hota
Alisha4india Grp Ki Help Se Khoja Tumko
Vrna Aise "Dost" Ka Milna Asan Nhi Hota

bhonkte he wo kat'te

Snta schol s rota aya
ma-Q ro rhe ho
G-Sir ne mara
M-Q
G-Wo banta Ko dant rhe the to maine Use Misal Di
Jo "bhonkte" he wo "kat'te"nhi.

Khushbu tere

Khushbu tere pyar ki mahka jati hai,
Teri har baat bahka jati hai.
Sans bahut der leti hai aane jane me,
Har sans se pahle teri yad aa jati hai

Best words

Best words by a true frnd:
"My care wil be in d Heart n not in Words"
n
"My Anger wil be in Words n not in d Heart"

gud nght.

Bina Uske Koi

Bina Uske Koi Pal Guzara Hi Nhi
Kisi Or Ko Dil Me Utara Hi Nhi
Kadam Kya The Hum To Saanse B Rok Lete
Magar Usne Dil Se Kbhi Pukara Hi Nhi.

Unki yaad ne

Unki yaad ne mujhe fir rula diya
Kaisa ha wo chehra jisne ye sila diya
2 shabd likhne ka tarika na tha
Uski mohabat ne aaj shayar bana diya.

Aakhon me aansu

Aakhon me aansu ki jaga na ho,
Mere pas tumhe bhulane ki wajah na ho,
Agar bhul jau kisi tarah to khuda kare,
zindagi ki agli subha na ho

Dosti ke wade

Dosti ke wade yun nibhate rahenge,
Ham har wakt apko manate rahenge,
Mar bhi jaye to kya gam he?
hum ansu bankar aapki ankho me ate rahenge,

It is easy

It is easy 2 say
I Love You,
But hard 2get Love frm d 1 You Love.
It is easy 2say I HATE You But hard 2hate d 1 whom You Love.
Gudnit

Dil me Deep Jalane

Dil me Deep Jalane se Kya fayda?
rakh me aag Lagne se kya fayda?
Ek Dost ko aati nahi yaad bhi hamari
Jabardasti yaad Dilanese kya Fayda

Red ROSE pyar k liye

Red ROSE
pyar k liye

Yellow ROSE
Frndship k liye

White ROSE
Shanti k liye

AUR

Aapke liye?

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NIMA ROSE
roj nhane k liye

Behti Hawaao Se

Behti Hawaao Se Awaaj Aayegi
Har Dhadkan Se Fariyaad Aayegi.
Bhar Denge Aapke Dil Me Dosti Itni
Ki Saans B Loge To Sirf Meri Yaad Aayegi.

Dosti insaan

Dosti insaan ki zaroorat hai,
dilon pe dosti ki hukamat hai
aap k pyar ki wajah se zinda hain
warna khuda ko bhi
hamari zarorat hai.

Wo insan Ko Kya

Sukh Me Sath Chalenge
Dukh Me Sab Muh Modenge
Duniya Wale Tere Bankar Tera Hi Dil Todenge
Dete H BhagWan Ko Dhokha
Wo insan Ko Kya Chhodenge

Sange-Marmar Se

Sange-Marmar Se Tarasa Gora Badan
Uf
Nshila Sa Pighlta Sabab uska
H
Honto Se Lagao To Kashish Kaisi Hy
Kambakt Ye Ice Cream Chez Hi Esi He

Tum Jaan Ho Humari

Tum Jaan Ho Humari Sada K Liye,
Hum Zinda Hai Tumari Wafa K Liye,
Kar Lena Humse Laakho Shikve,
Magar kabhi Khafa Na Hona Khuda k Liye..

Every girl wants

Every girl wants frnd

sum1 special

sum1 nice

sum1 cute

sm1 smart

sm1 sweet

sm1 honest

Tabi me sochu

saari mere piche kyu padi he?

The person who

The person who brings out the best
in you and the one who makes you stronger
actually becomes your weakness in life.....
Gdnite:)chwit drmz

Mohabat ka pata

Mohabat ka pata paya nahi jata
Koi yaar ko kabhi bhulaya nahi jata
Tumhe rakha hai dil me us jagah
Jaha har kisi ko bithaya nahi jata..!!

Apko kya pata

Apko kya pata k gum kya he?
Apko kya pta gum kise kahte he?
Aap kya jano gum kya chiz he?
Qki

Aapne to hamesha
Thook se hi envelop chipkaya he

I don't know

I don't know
I Love u more
or miss u more
Coz if i Love u more
I miss u more
And
When i miss u more
I love u more..
Gudnyt..

Kabhi Ajnabi

Kabhi Ajnabi se mile the,
Fir yuhi milte chale gaye,
Hum to aapko dost banane wale the,
magar aap to
hamare dil ki dhadkan Bante chale gaye.

SMS ka paisa Bachane

Dosti Nibhana Koi Aap se Sikhe

Rishte Banna Koi aap se Sikhe

Bahut Tarif karli

ap aap Ki SMS ka paisa Bachane Koi aap se Sikhe,

God listen

When you pray for others,
God listen to you and blesses them.
And sometimes when u are safe
and happy remmber that someone has
prayed for U.

jyada kareeb

Ansu hote nahi bahane k liye,
gum hote hai pi jane k liye.
sacche dost kabhi bichadte nahi.
kuch dur ho jate hai,
jyada kareeb ane k liye

Now read again

This cat
is dog
The rat
best cow
way pig
2 fox
keep lion
a wolf
fool horse
busy deer
for ape
a tiger
minute

Now read again widout animals

If I could write

If I could write our love
it would be a poem that never ends
with every line rhymed to perfection
and each word would shine like gems.

Us paar hi sahi

Us paar hi sahi,kinara to hai
Tim Timata hi sahi,koi Sitara to hai
Ho jati hai Tasalli,Apko yaad karne se hi
Dur hi sahi,koi hamara to hai

Pyar se b pyari

Pyar se b pyari he teri dosti
Jaan hmari h teri dosti.
Mis call ka syrup or sms ki tablet dete rehna yar
Qki khubsurat bimari h teri dosti

Very simple

Living is very simple.
LOving is alsO simple.
Laughing is tOO simple.
Winning is tOOO simple.
But, being "SIMPLE" is very difficult

Zindagi Ko ek

Zindagi Ko ek Kalpana Samjho
Raat Ko Sach Subah Ko Sapna Samjho
Bhulana Chate Ho Agar Sabhi Ghamo Ko To
Zindagi Main Kisi 1 Ko Apna Samjo

I Love You With The Breath

"I Love You With The Breath,
The Smiles
And The Tears Of All My Life."
Really,
I Love You Sweet Heart..
Gud Evening

Cycle rakh lu

Judge- Tum par cycle chori ka elzaam sabit nahi hua hai
lihaza tumko Baa-Izzat bari kiya jata hai
CHOR- Iska matlab mai wo cycle rakh lu?

D 4 Dosti

D 4 Dil
D 4 Dosti
D 4 Dushman
D 4 Dard
D 4 Diwangi
D 4 Dillagi
Par D 4 duri itni na ho jaye
k anshu na aa jaye.
samje D 4 dear.

AAJ nahi to kal

AAJ nahi to kal DOST pe aitbar hoga
PATHAR k Dil ko b, MOM se pyar hoga
JA mere SMS mere DOST ko mil.
USKO mere msg ka INTEZAR Hoga.

Na Karna

Khawbo K Bina Neendo Ki Khwaish Na Karna
Pyar K Bina Jine Ki Dua Na Karna
Jo Tumse Juda Hokar Ji Nhi Sakte
Unse Dur Jane Ki Koshish Na Karna

Ishq sabhiko

Ishq sabhiko jina sikha deta he,

Wafa k naam par marna sikha deta he.

Ishq nhi kiya to karke dekho,

Jalim har dard sehna sikha deta he..

Ghar se Bahar Hu

Santa ne bus me Ek Ladki ko chhed Diya.

Ladki-Tumhare Ghar me Maa Behen Nahi Hai kya?

Santa- kya pata me to subah se Ghar se Bahar Hu!

Cheese hai

Arz kiya hai.
Insaniyat ko bread pe laga ke kha jao Ghalib
Insaniyat ko bread pe laga ke kha jao Ghalib
Aakhir Insaniyat bhi ek Cheese hai

1 ldke

1 ldke ko kya chahiye
1 Ldki jo pyaar de
1 Ldki jo use dil se chahe
1 Ldki jo use khus rakhe
OR
Teeno ladkiya ek dusre se kabhi na mile

Life is a CHALLENGE

Smooth roads nvr make good driver,
Clear sky nvr make gud pilots,
Problem free life nvr make gud person.
Life is a CHALLENGE,Live it.Love it.

Yaar Koi aisa

Santa:
Yaar Koi aisa Karobaar bata jis me zyada Munaafa ho?
Banta:
Aisa kar Sardiyo me sasti Baraf le Kar Garmiyon Me Bech de
What an IDEA!!

Love is missing

"Love is missing someone whenever you're apart,
but somehow feeling warm inside
because you're close in heart.."

Gud Morning

Dosti k Riste me

Mohabat ki Haqikat Judai hoti hai
Pyar me Hamesha Bewafai hoti hai
Hum par Rakhna sada Aitbar
Qki Dosti k Riste me hi Sachai hoti hai..!

Parwah nahi karte

Sardar or ladki me pyar ho gaya.
Ladki-
sardarg apko meri bilkul parwah nahi hai.
Sardar-
are pagli,pyar karne wale
kisi ki parwah nahi karte.

Aunty apka

Uske Kadam Janha-janha Pade Hmne Wo Jagah Chum Li

Aur Wo kambkht Meri Maa Se Keh gayi
Aunty apka LADKA mitti khata Rehta he.

Undersanding

F
Field_Of_Love
R
Root_Of_Joy
I
Island_Of_God
E
End_Of_ Sorrow
N
Name_Of_ Hope
D
Door_Of_
Undersanding
That's y U r"MY BeSt FrNd.

Thand Bahut he

Boy :Mai Tumhare Liye Aag Pe Chal Sakta Hu
Nadi Me Kud Skta Hu
Grl:So Sweet,Kya Tum Mujhe Abhi Milne Aa Skte Ho?
Boy:Nahi,Thand Bahut he

When you are Lazy

"HAVE A Good DAY".
"Everything is Easy...
when you are Busy...!!

"Nothing is Easy...
when you are Lazy ...!!"

Ration CARD

Love is a Post CARD
Life is a Visiting CARD
Wife is a Memory CARD
Lover is a Invitation CARD
But,
FRIENDSHIP is a Ration CARD
Keep it safe..!

Teri Ankhon mein jo

Teri Ankhon mein jo Nami si chhai hai
Ye meri Judai ki Gawahi hai.
Itna mat yaad kar mujh ko
Hichki le-le kar meri Jaan pe ban aayi hai..!!

Mujhe dhire se

Tom:sale 1 Laat marunga mumbai me ja k girega
Jon:me marunga to america me girega
snta: bhai mujhe dhire se 1 LAAT maro,
pas k gaon jana he