Apna SMS - SMS Jokes

2009-07-03T01:33:00.002-07:00

"Never Take Failure To Your Heart And Success To Your Head. bcoz,Both Result In ur Downfall".

2009-07-03T01:33:00.001-07:00

snta bhais k upar beth k ja rhaTha
police:helmetKaha h
snta:upar nhi niche dekhoYe 2 nhi4 whiler h

2009-07-03T01:30:00.000-07:00

Muh Ki Baat Sune Har Koi
Dil K Dard Ko Jane Kon,
Awaazo K is Bazar Me
Khamoshi ko Pehchane Kon?

2009-06-30T11:27:00.001-07:00

D Most Determinative Sentence for Life
The
Race
Is
Not
Over
Because
I
Haven't
WON
Yet!

dil

2009-06-30T11:26:00.001-07:00

Dil ChahtaHe Tumse Mulakt RozHo
Zindgi K LamhoMe Tera Sath RozHo
Jo UmarBhar Na Bhule Wo Bat Roz H

har pal

2009-06-30T11:19:00.000-07:00

Har Pal Me Pyar He,

Har Lamhe Me Khusi He,

Kho Do To Yaade He,

Jeet Lo To Zindagi He

2009-06-25T09:20:00.001-07:00

Kaash Banane Wale Ne,
Shishe Ka Dil Banaya Hota..!
Todne Wale Ke Haath Me,
Koi To Zakhm Aya Hota

2009-06-25T09:18:00.001-07:00

Teacher to students: A for?
Students: Apple
Teacher: Jor Se Bolo
Students: Jai Mata Di.

Diya Jalaane ka Riwaaj

2009-06-25T08:57:00.000-07:00

Diya Jalaane ka Riwaaj Bahut Puraana hai Doston
Hamare Shahar me toh Dil Jalaaye Jaate hai.

New SMS 15 May

2009-05-14T21:57:00.000-07:00

1) Position of a husband is like split A.C..No matter how loud it is
outside, but inside the room it is designed to remain silent !........

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2) At a party someone yelled: "All married guys, please HUG the person who
has made your life worth living."

The bartender almost got crushed..!!

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3) Girl 2 Mom: Mom i hav strtd loving a boy!

Mom angry:Wat?? Hw old is he? Wt duz he do??

Girl:He is 3 months old. Hapily kicking in my stomach :-P

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4) Kaun kaheta hai akele aaye they..
Akele jayenge..

Arrey, Bina do ke koi aa nahin sakta..

Aur, Bina chaar ke koi jaa nahin sakta...

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5) Orange Ka Juice
Mera Yaar Kanjus

Aam Ka Achar
Uske Bahane Humesa Taiyar

Ganne Ka Ras
Na Kare Tu Sms

Bahane Hai Easy
Kehte Ho I'm Busy

Shayari SMS

2009-04-03T20:47:00.001-07:00

Chalo Tareef Ke Bahane Hi Sahi,
Chand Log Dar Pe Aaye To Sahi,
Hum To Qatl Hone Ko Taiyaar Baithe Hain,
Koi Nigaahon Ke Teer Chalaye To Sahi

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Bharosa Rakho Kabhi Aap Ka Bharosa Na Todenge,
Chahe Jo Ho Jaaye Aapka Saath Na Chhodenge,
Chahe Jo Haalat Hon, Aapse Munh Na Modenge,
Tod Denge Sanson Ki Dor, Magar Aapka Dil Na Todenge

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Mere Dil Mein Aapki Sirf Soorat Basi Hai,
Dhadkanon Mein Meri Aapka Hi Basera Hai,
Zindagi Ka Har Lamha Aapke Naam Hai Ab,
Aapki Sham Hai Aur Aapka Hi Savera Ha

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Hame Din Me Mehsoos Karoge To Yaado Me Paoge
Hame Raat Me Mehsoos Karoge To Khwabo Me Paoge
Mere Pyaar Ko Apne Dil Me Mehsoos Karke Dekho
Mere Pyaar Ki Khushbu Apni Saanso Me Paoge

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Aapke Har Kadam Pe Bichhaenge Palkein,
Rakhenge Khush Itna K Aap Sada Malkein,
Mere Pyaar Ka Jaam To Sada Chhalakta Rahega,
Par Aapki Kabhi Aankhein Na Chhalkein

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Khwabon Ki Ek Duniya Main
Ek Murat Rachi Thi

Nashili Aakhen Madhosh Kardene Wali
Wo Katil Hasi Dekhi Thi

Chand Sa Chera Laherati Zulfe
Wo Is Daard-E-Dil Ke Dawa Thi

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Aapko Paakar Jahaan Badla Nazar Aata Hai,
Har Ek Doctor Ab Pagla Nazar Aata Hai,
Pahle Nahi Jaana Tha, Ab Jaan Paaye Hain,
Wig Utaarne Ke Baad Aapka Takla Nazar Aata Hai

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Insaan Se Hoti Hai Khata Aur Tarah Ki
Laikin Usey Milti Hey Saza Aur Tarah Ki
Aur Woh Shakhs Jo Hota Hey Zara Aur Tarah Ka
Biwi Usey Deta Hey Khuda Aur Tarah Ki

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Jindgi Gamo Se Dur Nahi Hoti,
Aur Har Khushi Dil Ke Karib Nahi Hoti,
Is Dosti Ko Pyar Se Saja Kar Rakhna Dost,
Ye Wo Ibadat Hai Jo Sabko Naseeb Nahi Hoti.

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More April Fool Jokes

2009-03-31T14:27:00.000-07:00

FOOL ne
FOOLon ki
FOOLWARI main
FOOL ke saath wish kiya hai
u r the most
BEAUTIFOOL
WONDERFOOL
and ColorFOOL
amngst all FOOL’s
HAPPY APRIL FOOL’s DAY

HAPPY APRIL FOOL - 2008!!!

Have a nice foolish day ahead

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R the one who is CHARMING
U R the one who is INTELLIGENT
U R the one who is CUTE
and I am the One who is spreading these RUMOURS.

A - U r Attractive
B - U r the Best
C - U r Cute
D - U r Dear 2 Me
E - U r Excellent
F - U r Funny
G - U r Good-Looking
H - hehehe
I - I’m
J - JOKING

So Sweet is ur SMILE???
so Sweet is ur STYLE???
so Sweet is ur VOICE???
so Sweet is ur EYE?????
see …….how Sweetly I LIE.

For pepsi “shahrukh”

For coke “aamir”

For mirinda “vivek”

For fanta “rani”

& For Thums Up “Akshay”

Don’t worry
For Bante wala soda “You”
Cheers !!!

When things go wrong

When sadness fills your heart

When tears flow in your eyes

Always remember 3 things
1) I am with you
2) You have money
3) Bar is open, Lets go.

I want to suck you… lick you… wanna move my tongue all over you…wanna feel you in my mouth…yep, tat’s how u…eat an ice cream.

In your life, when you wake up & don’t see any one, then come to me, i’ll be there to hold ur hand & take you to the EYE SPECIALIST

If u don’t mind

If u don’t feel bad

If don’t hesitate

Please……

give me a

K

ki

kis

kiss

kiss……

kissan jam bottle
just RS.22.50 only. soon……

I

I l

I lo

I lov

I love

I love you…

I love you the most.

I love you the best.

I love you a lot..

Bcoz MENAKA GANDHI said ” People should LOVE animals.

Last night I Got a severe Head pain…
I went to the Doctor …
He said that It would be cured If I send a SMS TO some lunatic person…

” Tell me,Whom do I know other than you.?”

April Fool SMS

2009-03-31T14:21:00.000-07:00

U are a...

B. I. T. C. H.

Beautiful

Intelligent

Talented

Cute

Horny

r u smiling now?

*YOU BITCH*

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We've known each other for quite a while now, do u think we can b more than friends? cos i like u very much. will u b my partner 2 rob a bank?
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If today any 1 talks & praises u 4 ur
1) gud looks
2 ) nature
3 ) style
4 ) attitude,
kick them off.
How dare they fool u before april 1st.
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Plz call me,
its urgent.
Ek accident ho gaya hai.
.
.
.
.
.
Aap ka hi blood group chahiye,
Plz mana mat karna
.
.
Warna
.
.
GADHA mar jayega

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You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!
Just a second, don’t misunderstand.
CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere..

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Sine me dil,
Dil me dard,
Dard me yaqin,
Yaqin me khyal,
Khayal me khwab,
Khuwab me tasvir
Tasvir me sirf ap!
Itna Darawna khuwab?
Baap re Baap

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A - U r Attractive
B - U r the Best
C - U r Cute
D - U r Dear 2 Me
E - U r Excellent
F - U r Funny
G - U r Good-Looking
H - hehehe
I - I'm
J - JOKING
Happy April Fool Day

So Sweet is ur SMILE???
so Sweet is ur STYLE???
so Sweet is ur VOICE???
so Sweet is ur EYE?????
see .......how Sweetly I LIE.
Happy April Fool Day

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Election Quotes

2009-03-31T14:19:00.000-07:00

Some men change their party for the sake of their principles;
others their principles for the sake of their party.

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor
and campaign funds from the rich,
by promising to protect each from the other.

A lot of fellows nowadays have a B.A., M.D., or Ph.D.
Unfortunately, they don’t have a J.O.B. -Fats Domino

Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by
being governed by those who are dumber. -Plato

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and
campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each
from the other. -Oscar Ameringer

Leadership is the art of getting someone else to do something
you want done because he wants to do it. -Dwight D. Eisenhower

Mankind will never see an end of trouble until… lovers of
wisdom come to hold political power, or the holders of
power… become lovers of wisdom. -Plato

One of the penalties for refusing to participate in politics
is that you end up being governed by your inferiors. -Plato

A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against
his government.

Birthday SMS Part 5

2008-09-16T19:04:00.001-07:00

A smile is a curve that sets everything straight
and wipes wrinkle away hope u share a lots
and receive a lots 4 days 2 come happy Birthday
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Flying papers, multi colours of balloon,
delicated blossom, fantastic people,
love and laughter. What it describes?
Its Your HAPPY BIRTHDAY
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This msg has No Faaaat
No chlstrol and No Addictive
ths is al natural except,
with a lot of sugar.
But it can never be as sweet as the U.
Happy Birthday
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Some1 up thre LUVs you
Some1 down hre cares you
Happy Birthday..........!!!
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wishing u a day soft as silk dear.....
white as milk.....
sweet as honey
may all ur dreams come true....
HAPPY BIRTH DAY Dear
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Dua hai Ki Kamyabi ke har sikhar pe aap ka naam hoga,
aapke har kadam par duniya ka salam hoga,
Himat se mushkilon ka samana karna hamari dua hai ki
waqt bhi ek din aapka gulam hoga. Happy Birthday.
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'This day, when the most beautiful female MIND
was born, is my most beautiful day. Luv and Long live.'
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i know its ur birthday 2day.. iam sure u'l give
me treat in a big hotel.. so i shall talk to u in
person there, coz i dunno to xpress my feelings in SMS"
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A smile is a curve that sets everything straight
and wipes wrinkle away. hope u share lots
and receive lots 4 days 2 come
happy Birthday .......
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Kick off ur shoes, take a break, Crank the tunes,
Dance & Shake, light the candles,
cut the cake. Make it a day, that's
simply Great!!!
Happy B'Day....

Birthday SMS Part 4

2008-09-16T19:03:00.002-07:00

Your birth day is the perfect day to say I care,
because you will remeber me when u
certainly make it a big affair,
and when you do hold a party...
I bet you will be the one who would care
to make ur special day a costly affair!!!!
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Apne dil ko tatolke apni baat keh do.
"Today is a day of celebration. Why?
xx years ago on the same day,
GOD sent me my flesh and bone conscience.
Wishing my Friendly Inner Voice
a very happy b-day. Hugs & Kisses"
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Tumhari is ada ka kya jawab du,
apne dost ko kya uphar du,
koi accha sa phool hota to mali se mangvata,
jo khud gulab hai usko kya gulab du...
Junam Din Mubarak Ho
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Wishing you all the fun and excitement
that only birthdays can bring, Happy Birthday.
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Let the GOD decorate each
GOLDEN RAY OF THE SUN
reaching u with wishes of Success,
Happiness and prosperity 4 U,
Wish you a super duper happy birthday.
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Wish you a many many happy returns of the day.
May God blessyou with health,
wealth and prosperity in your life
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if lovers are like moon and Brothers
are like stars than i have noticed that
the sky looks good without moon but
not without stars i.e. YOU
Happy Birthday Brother
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I send to you warm wishes,
That your happiness will be As wonderful
as the happiness, You have always given me.
Wish you Happy Birthday
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A Birthday is A Million Moments,
Each holding A Promise Of Fulfillment
Of UR Dreams, & ACCOMPLISHMENTS
Of Some Special Plans..
Wish U A Very Happy B"DAy

Birthday SMS Part 3

2008-09-16T19:03:00.001-07:00

Friendship is about. bringing out
the positive when everything seems negative...
being accepted for who you are...
being able to pick up right where you left off...
sharing, talking, and laughing...
Friendship is about us, and for that I'm grateful.
And I hope you have the best birthday ever, friend!
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Apne dil ko tatolke apni baat keh do.
Today is a day of celebration.
Why? xx years ago on the same day,
GOD sent me my flesh and bone conscience.
Wishing my Friendly Inner Voice a very
Happy Birthday. Hugs & Kisses
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Apun wishing you a wonderful,
super duper, zabardast, xtra bariya,
xtra special ekdum mast n dhinchak
bole to ekdum jhakaas,
JANAM DIN mubarak ho..
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A smile is a curve that sets everything
straight and wipes wrinkle away.
hope u share lots and receive lots
4 days 2 come Happy Birthday
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Its a nice feeling when you know
that someone likes you, someone
thinks about you, someone needs you;
but it feels much better when you know
that someone never ever forgets your
birthday."Happy Birthday".
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Some people like sunday,
some ppl like monday,
but am like today,
today is your birth day
"Happy Birthday".
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May you have all the joy your heart can hold,
All the smiles a day can bring,
All the blessings a life can unfold,
May you have Gods best in everything.
Wishing u a Happy Birthday
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Its a dedicated ceremony,
an aniversary, but not wedding.
The easy way to tell is
its birthday.
Have a smile in all the way
& have a lovely birthday.
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Life is very short,
So enjoy every moment,
Dont lose your confidence
Go always ahead.
Happy Birthday
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Today is a day of celebration. Why?
Because, years ago on the same day,
GOD sent me my
flesh and bone conscience.
Wishing my friendly inner
voice a very happy birthday.

Birthday SMS Part 2

2008-09-16T19:02:00.001-07:00

Its always a treat to wish
Happy Birthday to someone so Sweet.
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With love this wish is sent your way ,
for a very special kind of day.
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May this birthday be just the
beginning of a year filled with
happy memories, wonderful
moments and shinning dreams.
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Flying papers , multi colours of balloon,
delicated blossom, fantastic people,
love and laughter.
What it describes?
Happy Birthday
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Kick off ur shoes, take a break,
Crank the tunes, Dance & Shake,
light the candles, cut the cake.
Make it a day, that's simply Great!!!
Happy Birthday
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A Birthday is A Million Moments,
Each holding A Promise Of Fulfillment
Of UR Dreams, & ACCOMPLISHMENTS
Of Some Special Plans.. Wish U A Very
Happy B'DAy.
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Some like Sunday Some like Monday,
But i like Your Birthday.
Happy Birthday my sweetheart.
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Tumhari is ada ka kya jawab du,
apne dost ko kya uphar du,
koi accha sa phool hota to mali se mangvata,
jo khud gulab hai usko kya gulab du...
Junam Din Mubarak Ho.
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Sending birthday blessings
Filled with love and peace and joy
Wishing sweetest things happen
Right before your eyes!
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The best way to remember your
wife's birthday is to forget it once.

Birthday SMS Part 1

2008-09-16T19:01:00.001-07:00

Lovely msg for a
Lovely Person from
Lovely Friend 4 a
Lovely Reason at a
Lovely Time form a
Lovely Mind in a
Lovely Mood in a
Lovely Style Have a
Lovely "BirthDay"
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Birthdays are 4 fun
Enjoy a sticky bun
I'm glad u r my mate
Hope ur birthdays great.
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Happy brthday 2 u may ur
precious heart desire would
be ful fil on dis precious day
/GOD BLESS U.
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“ A prayer: 2 bless ur way
A wish : 2 lighten ur moments
A cheer: 2 perfect ur day
A text: 2 say HAPPY BIRTH DAY ”
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Birthdays are 4 fun
Enjoy a sticky bun
I'm glad u r my mate
Hope ur birthdays great.
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In soft gleaming night of stars,
May all your dreams come true.
May every star of every night,
Bring love and joy to you.
Happy Birthday to you.
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Its just another day,
but this one is the best
of the year! Happy Birthday
my sweetheart.
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May your life be filled with
colours And yours w-i-s-h-e-s
all come true.
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The museum curator called
today and spoke in animated tones.
He has a team of scientists who want
to carbon date your bones!!
Have a great birthday.

2008-08-25T19:43:00.001-07:00

Santa ne pilot se earphone cheen liye.

Pilot- ye tum kya kar rahe ho?

Santa- saale paise hum de or gane tu sune.

2008-08-25T09:05:00.000-07:00

Pathan Ne Apne Dost Ko
Apna Mobile Dia Aur Kaha

"Kocha ! Plz Meri Girl Friend Ko Sms
Send Kar Do , Humara
Hand-Writing Bohat Kharab Hy"

2008-08-25T08:59:00.000-07:00

Man :"Ek Litre Gaaye Ka Dhoodh Dena."

Dudwala :"Lekin Tumhara Bartan To Bahut Chhota Hai."

Man : "Theek He To Fir BAKRI Ka De do"

2008-08-25T07:34:00.000-07:00

Mohabbat ek se ho to Bholapan hai. Do se ho to Apnapan hai. Teen se ho to Dewanapan hai. Char se ho to Pagalpan hai. Phir bi counting na ruke tho Kaminapan hai...

Khud ko kar kanjus...

2008-07-10T05:42:00.001-07:00

Khud ko kar kanjus itna Ki
har sms bhejne se pehle
Mobile company wale call kar ke puchhe
Aaj sms kar rahe ho Sab Kheriyat to he???

An Elephant falls in love...

2008-07-10T05:38:00.001-07:00

An Elephant fals in LOVE wit an Ant.
Bt
Ant's parents r against 2 their mariage.Gues y?
They gve a Solid Reason
Ladkey ke dant bahar hai