tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-83679054088737537812010-03-09T09:18:11.366-08:00Apna SMS - SMS Jokes, Funny SMS, SMS Humor...vkhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07412523401660456520noreply@blogger.comBlogger394125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8367905408873753781.post-77994968710110879262010-03-09T09:17:00.000-08:002010-03-09T09:18:11.377-08:00Lips jab lips se<br />milte hai to kya<br />hota hai?<br />;<br />;<br /><br />;<br />;<br /><br /><br />Hamesha Galatmat socha karo<br />Muh band hota hai aur kya..<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8367905408873753781-7799496871011087926?l=www.apnasms.com' alt='' /></div>paluhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08943572286587169200noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8367905408873753781.post-15573767743180041872010-03-09T09:16:00.001-08:002010-03-09T09:16:20.655-08:00Hum Unse Pyar Karte H<br />Wo Humse Pyar Karte H<br />Na Wo Humse Baat Krte<br />Na Hum Unse Baat Karte H<br />Bas Ek-Dusre Ko Dekh Kr<br />Time Pass Karte H<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8367905408873753781-1557376774318004187?l=www.apnasms.com' alt='' /></div>paluhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08943572286587169200noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8367905408873753781.post-2103564827021213142010-03-09T09:15:00.001-08:002010-03-09T09:15:17.945-08:00I am so glad to see you<br />I want to give you rest<br />Speak about the joyous things<br />All things that you love best.<br /><br />love u...<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8367905408873753781-210356482702121314?l=www.apnasms.com' alt='' /></div>paluhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08943572286587169200noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8367905408873753781.post-67071457620831131582010-03-09T09:13:00.000-08:002010-03-09T09:14:25.118-08:00Zakhm Aisa Diya Ki Koi Dawa Kaam N Aayi<br />Aag Aise Lagayi Ki Paani Se B Bujha N Payi<br />Aaj B Rote He Unki Yaad Me<br />Jinhe Humari Yaad Kbhi N Aayi.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8367905408873753781-6707145762083113158?l=www.apnasms.com' alt='' /></div>paluhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08943572286587169200noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8367905408873753781.post-3653949090335442882010-03-08T08:58:00.001-08:002010-03-08T08:58:59.433-08:00Best Gift<br />ZINDAGI<br /><br />Best Ehsaas<br />KHUSHI<br /><br />Best Feelings<br />PYAAR<br /><br />Best Relation<br />DOSTI<br /><br />Best Person<br />TUM<br /><br />Best Friend<br />HUM<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8367905408873753781-365394909033544288?l=www.apnasms.com' alt='' /></div>paluhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08943572286587169200noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8367905408873753781.post-37652216979886541722010-03-08T08:56:00.001-08:002010-03-08T08:56:50.882-08:00Happiness consists of a solid <br />faith/Trust, good health, <br />and a bad memory.<br />Good morning!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8367905408873753781-3765221697988654172?l=www.apnasms.com' alt='' /></div>paluhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08943572286587169200noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8367905408873753781.post-36583773401226147832010-03-08T08:55:00.001-08:002010-03-08T08:55:48.529-08:00Commerce Ki Ladki Kaise Gali Degi?<br />Saale Return Cheque<br /><br />Dharti Pe Liability<br /><br />Pedaishi Bad-Debt<br /><br />Itna Marungi Ki Balance Sheet Tally Nai Hogi<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8367905408873753781-3658377340122614783?l=www.apnasms.com' alt='' /></div>paluhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08943572286587169200noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8367905408873753781.post-71206820774194996832010-03-08T08:51:00.000-08:002010-03-08T08:52:33.751-08:00Duniya ke 5 muskil kaam-:<br /><br />Hathi ko dhakka lagana<br />machhar ki malish krna<br />Chiti ko kiss krna<br />ziraf ki gardan dabana<br />Aapse sms ki ummid krna<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8367905408873753781-7120682077419499683?l=www.apnasms.com' alt='' /></div>paluhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08943572286587169200noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8367905408873753781.post-11476379368034700242010-03-08T08:45:00.000-08:002010-03-08T08:49:38.184-08:00Kanjusi K Saare Record Tod Dete Ho,<br />Bhikari Ka B Rukh Mod Dete Ho,<br />Mahaan Hai Aap Ki Kanjusi,<br />Toilet K Lote Me B Paani Chhod Dete Ho..<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8367905408873753781-1147637936803470024?l=www.apnasms.com' alt='' /></div>paluhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08943572286587169200noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8367905408873753781.post-23869032484559086602010-03-06T12:01:00.001-08:002010-03-06T12:01:24.069-08:00Beautiful tomorrow never comes.<br />When it comes, it's already TODAY..!<br />In the hunt of beautiful tomorrow<br />don't waste your wonderful today...<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8367905408873753781-2386903248455908660?l=www.apnasms.com' alt='' /></div>paluhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08943572286587169200noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8367905408873753781.post-64176694476678693432010-03-06T11:59:00.002-08:002010-03-06T12:00:18.153-08:00May this Holi be filled with the <br />Colours of Happiness,Prosperity <br />& Good Luck.Integrity Infocomm <br />Wishes u & ur loved ones a Very <br />Happy Holi.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8367905408873753781-6417669447667869343?l=www.apnasms.com' alt='' /></div>paluhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08943572286587169200noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8367905408873753781.post-25579569172828036182010-03-06T11:59:00.001-08:002010-03-06T11:59:20.291-08:00Pichkaari ki dhar,<br />Gulal ki bauchar,<br />sang mila ho apno ka pyaar..<br />yahi hai holi ka tyohar.!<br /><br />Wish u all<br />HaPpy Holi.!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8367905408873753781-2557956917282803618?l=www.apnasms.com' alt='' /></div>paluhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08943572286587169200noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8367905408873753781.post-32047375217124575222010-03-06T11:57:00.001-08:002010-03-06T11:57:46.560-08:00Kanjus..Bete Se<br /><br />Meri Khwaish Hai Ke Tum Bade Ho K "Wakeel" Bano.<br /><br />Son-Wo Kyu?<br /><br />Kanjus-Taki Mera "Black Coat" Tumhare Kaam Aa Jaye.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8367905408873753781-3204737521712457522?l=www.apnasms.com' alt='' /></div>paluhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08943572286587169200noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8367905408873753781.post-23340314174520950892010-03-06T11:52:00.000-08:002010-03-06T11:54:49.346-08:00Nikli Pyar Ki Baat Toh Tum Yaad Aaye<br />Uthe Dil Me Jazbaat Toh Tum Yaad Aaye,<br />Dil Mera Bebas Na Rehta Tha,<br />Badle Jab Halaat Toh Tum Yaad Aaye<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8367905408873753781-2334031417452095089?l=www.apnasms.com' alt='' /></div>paluhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08943572286587169200noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8367905408873753781.post-9045485247807149362010-03-06T11:49:00.000-08:002010-03-06T11:50:16.303-08:00Santa:"i am Going' ka kya matlab hota hai?<br />Banta:(kafi soch kr) main ja raha hu.<br />Santa: (guse me) Oye Nahi jane Dunga. pehle Matlab Bata<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8367905408873753781-904548524780714936?l=www.apnasms.com' alt='' /></div>paluhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08943572286587169200noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8367905408873753781.post-91876237346131140302010-03-06T11:46:00.000-08:002010-03-06T11:47:25.481-08:00Heart is not a basket for keeping tension & sadness,<br />Heart is a bouquet for keeping smile & joy,<br />Let your heart be always happy..!<br />Gud nit<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8367905408873753781-9187623734613114030?l=www.apnasms.com' alt='' /></div>paluhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08943572286587169200noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8367905408873753781.post-64210153349285954832010-03-06T11:44:00.000-08:002010-03-06T11:45:28.149-08:00Samajh sako to samajh kar dekho<br />Prem ki Janziro me ulajh kar dekho<br />Kya hoti hai tadaf kisi se milne ki<br />Kisi se Mohabbat tum karke dekho.!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8367905408873753781-6421015334928595483?l=www.apnasms.com' alt='' /></div>paluhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08943572286587169200noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8367905408873753781.post-38345201268341729592010-02-26T09:47:00.001-08:002010-02-26T09:47:13.428-08:00Love is possible after friendship<br />but<br />friendship is not possible after love<br />because<br />medicines work before death<br />later nothing can be cured..<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8367905408873753781-3834520126834172959?l=www.apnasms.com' alt='' /></div>paluhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08943572286587169200noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8367905408873753781.post-59870811630510557352010-02-26T09:45:00.000-08:002010-02-26T09:46:09.110-08:00Remember that what's right isn't always popular...<br />and what's popular isn' always right. <br />Have a great day<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8367905408873753781-5987081163051055735?l=www.apnasms.com' alt='' /></div>paluhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08943572286587169200noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8367905408873753781.post-8046552223226020932010-02-26T09:44:00.000-08:002010-02-26T09:45:02.546-08:00A pregnant lady went to an astrologer.<br />Astrologer: When u deliver a baby,<br />babys father will die<br />Lady: Thank god! My husband is safe!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8367905408873753781-804655222322602093?l=www.apnasms.com' alt='' /></div>paluhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08943572286587169200noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8367905408873753781.post-87164085809155038412010-02-26T09:38:00.000-08:002010-02-26T09:39:46.251-08:00Har gali har diwar par tumhara naam likha hai,<br />Har gali har diwar par tumhara naam likha hai,<br />Uper WANTED aur niche DAS LAC KA INAAM likha hai<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8367905408873753781-8716408580915503841?l=www.apnasms.com' alt='' /></div>paluhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08943572286587169200noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8367905408873753781.post-75662499225998638912010-02-25T09:30:00.000-08:002010-02-25T09:31:11.095-08:00Sun power is day time,<br />Moon power is night time,<br />Student power is college time,<br />But<br />FRIENDSHIP power is life time.!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8367905408873753781-7566249922599863891?l=www.apnasms.com' alt='' /></div>paluhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08943572286587169200noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8367905408873753781.post-67701109042056298002010-02-25T09:29:00.000-08:002010-02-25T09:30:16.533-08:00Dil ko dil se milaya tum ne, <br />Door hote huwe b apna banaya tum ne, <br />Kbhi bhool nahi painge tum ko Kyon k <br />mujhe zindgi jine ka maksd btaya tmne<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8367905408873753781-6770110904205629800?l=www.apnasms.com' alt='' /></div>paluhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08943572286587169200noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8367905408873753781.post-12723314983749946622010-02-25T09:28:00.001-08:002010-02-25T09:28:51.660-08:00Machar Ka Bacha Pehali Bar Uda<br />Jab Wapis aaya to Baap ne Pucha<br />kaisa laga Udke?<br />Machar Bola- Bahut acha, Jidhar B Gay <br />Log Taliya Baja rhe the.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8367905408873753781-1272331498374994662?l=www.apnasms.com' alt='' /></div>paluhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08943572286587169200noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8367905408873753781.post-75413791733676049962010-02-25T09:25:00.000-08:002010-02-25T09:27:16.602-08:00Hasta Hua Chehra B Tnhai Me Rota He<br />Dil Kitna B Mazbut Ho Dard To Hota He<br />Mana Dur He Abhi Hum Apse<br />Par Judai Me Rista Or B Gahra Hota He<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8367905408873753781-7541379173367604996?l=www.apnasms.com' alt='' /></div>paluhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08943572286587169200noreply@blogger.com0