KAMASUTRA says that.. sex is..
Duty- if done with ur wife..
Art- if done with ur love..
Education- if done with a virgin..
Tution- if done with ur teacher..
Job- if done with your boss/secretary..
Science- if done with a fertile lady..
Business- if done with a prostitute..
Social work – if done with ur neighbour
Charity- if done with a widow
Sacrifice- if done with ur own hand
To lead a Happy LIFE, 3 things r very Essential:
To keep Brain as ICE Factory..
Tongue as SUGAR Factory..
And Heart as WAX Factory.
Tchr : pasive me badlo!
“bache jab sunsan jagao par jate he to hadso ko janam de hain”
stdnt : “sunsan jagao par huye haadse bacho ko janam dete hain”
A punjabi bra ad:
Har kudi di pehli pasand “soniya bra”
hun 6 size wich
1.small
2.medium
3.large
4.oye hoye!
5.hai o rabba!
6.oh tei maa dee!
Monkeys and girls are same,
because they fight only for banana…
Boys and rats are same
because they always search new holes.
Maa ne apni beti se poocha, “How your married life is going on?”
Beti ne sharmate huye kaha,
“It was just like the advertisement of British airways”
Jab mother ne advertisement dekhi to woh shock ho gayi
7 days a week, twice a day, both ways.
a man to shopkeeper: ek white color ka condom de na
shopkeeper: white hi kyo?
man:padosan ka pati mar gaya hai afsos karne jana hai
Q – What is the difference between hook in cricket and of bra?
A – One sends ball out of the boundary and other keeps balls within the boundary.
Girl – mom tom asked me to climb the tree.
Mom u fool, he wanted to see ur panty.
Girl – i knew so i removed my panty before climbing.
Gandhiji never had underwear under his dhoti,
Do u know y?Becoz he believed in ” FREEDOM OF MOVEMENT”