Always remember:
When a girl cancels a date
it is because She “Has To”
and
When a boy cancels a date
it si becasuse He “Has Two”
Always remember
This my most beautiful SMS for you
This my most beautiful SMS for you
If you read you owe me a HUG,
If you delete you Owe me a kiss,
If you save you owe me a DATE,
If you return text message to me,
You OWE me All,
But if you ignore,
You are MINe!
So wat will You do?
Height Of Isolation
Two Persons Sitting Side By Side Using sMS To Communicate With Each Other
Height of Technology
Height Of Technology Condom With Zip
Height of Sophistication
Height Of Sophistication Suckking Nipples With Straw.
Height of Browsing
Height Of Browsing? U R Swimming In The Water Tank And Shout “F1 F1 F1?” Instead Of Shouting “Help” When U Are Unable To Swim…
Height of Bad Luck
“HIEGHT OF BADLUCK” A Person Who Dials A Number (Written Wid Lipstick On A Phone Booth) & . . . . . His Wife Recieve D Phone! 
A Cycle Rider Puts Sudden Break
Height of Confidence A Cycle Rider Puts Sudden Break infornt of a Bus & Shouts at the bus Driver “Abe Marne k Liye Meri he Cycle Mili”?
Height of Patriotism
Heights Of Patriotism : U Sitting On An English Toilet In Indian Style
Mr. Bill Gates” Came To Me
Height Of Dreaming !
“Mr. Bill Gates” Came To Me And Asked, . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Oye Yar, Tere Paas XP Ki CD Ho…