Once a sardar calls another sardar on the phone and says “Hi, Main bol Raha Hoon”.
The other sardar replies “Oye Kamaal Hai Yaar, Ithe Vi Main Bol Raha Hoon!”
Once a sardar calls another sardar
A sardar was drawing money from ATM
A sardar was drawing money from ATM. The sardar behind him in the line said,
“Ha! Ha! Haaa! I’ve seen ur password. Its 4 asterisks(****).
The first sardar replies, ” Ha! Ha! Haaa! U r wrong. Its 1258.”
The Titanic is going to sink
The Titanic is going to sink….
Everybody in the ship is crying, running or praying to God…
An Italian asks the nearby Sardar “How far is land from here?”
Sardarji : Two miles.
Italian : Only two miles, Then why are these fools making noise.
The Italian jumps off the ship into the sea and comes up to the surface to ask the Sardar something again.
“Just tell me which direction is land two miles from here?”
Sardarji : Downwards……
A Sardar & his wife filed an application
A Sardar & his wife filed an application 4 Divorce.
Judge asked: How’ll U divide, U’VE 3 children?
Sardar replied: Ok! We’ll apply NEXT YEAR..
I had To come 5 Miles
Postman :- I had To come 5 Miles To Deliver U This Packet
Sardar :- why did u come so far. Instead u could have posted it..
teacher: make a sentence
teacher: make a sentence in which 1 word repeated 4 times
sardar: lara dutta marries brian lara and she becomes lara lara
Yamraj took a sardar on tour to hell
Yamraj took a sardar on tour to hell. There he saw gandhi dancing with
Bipasha.
Sardar asked:gandhi de saza itni mazedar kyon?
yamraj: saza ta Bipasha nu diti hai..
yar meri biwi pani se bohat darti hai
sardar: yar meri biwi pani se bohat darti hai,
friend: acha wo kaise?
Yar kal me ghar aya to wo bath tub mai bhi security guard k sath bethi
thi.!!
A Sardar sees a beautiful girl
A Sardar sees a beautiful girl.
He goes and kises her. The girl shouts and
says
what r u doing.
Sardar says B COM from KHALSA college.
Ek sardar VIP road pe
Ek sardar VIP road pe potty kar raha tha,
police ne pakad liya,jab isey ‘le jane lageto
sardar bola : ” saboot to uthalo nahi to case haar jaoge.