High level confidence!
Teacher 2 student: If u tel me “where is GOD”, i’ll reward u 100 rupees.
Student : n If u tell me “whr GOD is not” i’l reward u
200Rs
High level confidence!
Lady Teacher
Lady Teacher:
What tense is this
“I m a beautiful woman.”
Student:
Past tense Madam.
School main Aag lag gayi
School main Aag lag gayi
Sab bachy khush thay k ab skool nahi Ana pary ga par 1 bacha udas tha,
teacher ne pucha Beta y r u sad?
Bcha:
Sir Aap to zinda bach gaye
Great students like Us
Great students like Us,
work on the ‘principle of rockets’
It does’nt mean
we aim for the skies,
It means
we don’t start studying unless our tail is on fire
Agar apna Character acha karna hai
Teachr:
Agar apna Character acha karna hai
to apni her Teacher ko Maa samjho..
STUDENT:
Lekin Miss is se to
hamare abbu ka Character kharab ho jaye ga..!!
Ek Student Dusre Se
Ek Student Dusre Se:
“Aaj Kuch khatarnak Kaam Karne Ka Mann Kar Raha Hai,
jo pehle hum ne na kia ho”
2nd Student:
“To Phir Chal Thora sa Parh lain.”
Teacher ne smoking ka nuqsan batane k lye
Teacher ne smoking ka nuqsan batane k lye
1 KEERA smoke k jar mai dala to wo mar gaya
Teacher : “Aap ne kya sekha”
Student: Smoking se KEERE mar jate hain.
What about result
Father: What about ur result?
Son:Wo headmster sb ka beta fail hy.
Father:What about u,
Son:Wo Dr.sab ka beta b fail hai.
Father:N whats your result.?
Son:Wo Profsr sab ka beta b fail hy,
Father:U idiot,
i m asking about urs…
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Son:Tum kon sa khet ka muli ho jo tmhara beta pass hoga..
Master : Khali jaga pura karo
Master : Khali jaga pura karo..
900 chuhay kha kar Billi___chali..
Stdnt: 900 chohay kha kr Billi Matak Matak kr chali..
Master(Ghusse se)
Kharay ho jao, mazak krte ho?
Stdnt: Sir ye B mene ap ka dil rkhne k liye keh dia warna
900 chuhay kha kr Billi chal to kya Hil b nhi sakti…!
Teacher : How do u write 55?
Teacher : How do u write 55?
Student : I don’t know..
Teacher : Write 5 and beside it another 5!
The student wrote 5 and stopped.
Teacher : What are you waiting for?
Student : Can u tell me which side to write the other 5?