U crossed my mind just now,
so i did a pray,
tellin god dat if u r smiling..
he shud bless u,
but if u ain’t
den he shud tickle u til u smile 
U crossed my mind just now
Speed is calculated
Speed is calculated as “Miles per hour”
But
Life is calculated as “SMILES per hour”
So increase ur SMILE age
Silence and smile are two powerful tools
Silence and smile are two powerful tools,
smile is the way to solve many problems and
silence is the way to avoid many problems
D shortest distance btwn 2 ppl isnt a straight line
D shortest distance btwn 2 ppl isnt a straight line,
its a curve, a smile,
D more u bend dis curve,
D shorter d distance gets
Evryday is a happy day
Evryday is a happy day as long as u txt me once a day.
I tell u, this is no lie.
A txt from u always makes me smile. 
Once a sardar calls another sardar
Once a sardar calls another sardar on the phone and says “Hi, Main bol Raha Hoon”.
The other sardar replies “Oye Kamaal Hai Yaar, Ithe Vi Main Bol Raha Hoon!”
A sardar was drawing money from ATM
A sardar was drawing money from ATM. The sardar behind him in the line said,
“Ha! Ha! Haaa! I’ve seen ur password. Its 4 asterisks(****).
The first sardar replies, ” Ha! Ha! Haaa! U r wrong. Its 1258.”
The Titanic is going to sink
The Titanic is going to sink….
Everybody in the ship is crying, running or praying to God…
An Italian asks the nearby Sardar “How far is land from here?”
Sardarji : Two miles.
Italian : Only two miles, Then why are these fools making noise.
The Italian jumps off the ship into the sea and comes up to the surface to ask the Sardar something again.
“Just tell me which direction is land two miles from here?”
Sardarji : Downwards……
A Sardar & his wife filed an application
A Sardar & his wife filed an application 4 Divorce.
Judge asked: How’ll U divide, U’VE 3 children?
Sardar replied: Ok! We’ll apply NEXT YEAR..
I had To come 5 Miles
Postman :- I had To come 5 Miles To Deliver U This Packet
Sardar :- why did u come so far. Instead u could have posted it..