1ST SARDAR : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and one is blue with red spots!
2ND SARDAR: Yes it’s really strange. I’ve got another pair of the same at home.
SARDAR PURI LIFE ONLY
1 SARDAR PURI LIFE ONLY 1 THING SOCHTE SOCHTE MAR GAYA
KI MERE TO 2 BROTHERS HAI
PHIR MERI SISTER KE 3 BROTHERS KAISE
SARDAR INDIAN FLAG LENE SHOP PAR GAYA
1 SARDAR INDIAN FLAG LENE SHOP PAR GAYA.
FLAG DEKHKAR SARDAR KUCH BOLA
JISE SUNKAR SHOPKEEPER PARESHAN HO GAYA..
GUESS WOH KYA BOLA…..
IS MEIN AUR COLOUR DIKHAO
SARDAR & HIS WIFE GOING 2 CITY IN AUTO
SARDAR & HIS WIFE GOING 2 CITY IN AUTO….
DRIVER ADJUSTED MIRROR..
SARDARJI SHOUTED U R SEEING MY WIFE…
GO & SIT BACK I WILL DRIVE THE AUTO…
SARDAR APNI SISTER KE SAATH
SARDAR APNI SISTER KE SAATH BIKE PE JA RAHA THA.
BOY: OH! PAAJI GIRLFRIEND K SAATH KAHA JA RAHE HO
SARDAR: OYE ! GIRLFRIEND HOGI TERI MERI TO SISTER HAI.
Yar ye Doctor Parche pe aisa kya likhta hai
Pathan: Yar ye Doctor Parche pe aisa kya likhta hai
jo sirf Medical
Store Wale Hi Samajh Paate Hai.
Sardar: Wo likhta hai:
“Maine to Loot Liya tu b Loot le”…
why did u shoot ur wife
Judge:why did u shoot ur wife
instead of shootingher lover?
Sardar:Your honour,
it’s easier to shoot a woman once,
than shooting one man every week.
Sardar ko sapne me ek ladki ne chappal mari
Sardar ko sapne me ek ladki ne chappal mari,
2 din tak sardar apne bank nahi gaya,
Qnki bank me likha tha..
“hum aapke sapne ko hakikat me badalte hain”
A sardar asked his frend
A sardar asked his frend,
“kya tumharay underwear mein suraakh hain?”
Frend replied “No”
Sardar said,
“to phir taangain kahan se daalta hai saalay…
NURSE kept SARDAR’S FINGER
NURSE kept SARDAR’S FINGER in HER MOUTH
after BLOOD TEST.
THEN SARDAR STARTED DANCING.
NURSE:y r u DANCING.
SARDAR:next is URINE TEST