partham durga sri sailputri, ditiya sri bramacharini, tritiya sri chandraghata, chaturth durga sri kumanda, pancham durga sri sakandmata, sastha sri kaatyayani, sapatam durga sri kaalratri, astam sri mahagauri navam sri sidhidaatri apko aur apke pariwar ko amast rupon se aasirvaad karein.
Navratri ke absar par hardik subhkamnayen
Navratri ke absar par hardik subhkamnayen..
May Maa Durga illuminate your life with countless blessings of happiness and good fortune.
Always remember
Always remember:
When a girl cancels a date
it is because She “Has To”
and
When a boy cancels a date
it si becasuse He “Has Two”
This my most beautiful SMS for you
This my most beautiful SMS for you
If you read you owe me a HUG,
If you delete you Owe me a kiss,
If you save you owe me a DATE,
If you return text message to me,
You OWE me All,
But if you ignore,
You are MINe!
So wat will You do?
Height Of Isolation
Two Persons Sitting Side By Side Using sMS To Communicate With Each Other
Height of Technology
Height Of Technology Condom With Zip
Height of Sophistication
Height Of Sophistication Suckking Nipples With Straw.
Height of Browsing
Height Of Browsing? U R Swimming In The Water Tank And Shout “F1 F1 F1?” Instead Of Shouting “Help” When U Are Unable To Swim…
Height of Bad Luck
“HIEGHT OF BADLUCK” A Person Who Dials A Number (Written Wid Lipstick On A Phone Booth) & . . . . . His Wife Recieve D Phone! 
A Cycle Rider Puts Sudden Break
Height of Confidence A Cycle Rider Puts Sudden Break infornt of a Bus & Shouts at the bus Driver “Abe Marne k Liye Meri he Cycle Mili”?