Apna SMS - SMS Jokes

The person who

noreply@blogger.com (palu) — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 17:01:00 +0000

The person who loves you a lot
will always do two things extremely for you.
Silently Caring
&
Openly Hurting
to make you Perfect.
Gudmrng.

Schol s rota aya

noreply@blogger.com (palu) — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 17:00:00 +0000

Snta schol s rota aya
ma-Q ro rhe ho
G-Sir ne mara
M-Q
G-Wo banta Ko dant rhe the to maine Use Misal Di
Jo "bhonkte" he wo "kat'te"nhi.

Sirf Chahne Se

noreply@blogger.com (palu) — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 16:58:00 +0000

Sirf Chahne Se Koi Baat Nhi Hoti
Suraj K Samne Kbhi Raat Nhi Hoti
Hm Chahte H Jinhe Jaan Se B Jyada
Wo Samne He Pr Unhi se Baat Nhi Hoti.

Hamesha Galatmat

noreply@blogger.com (palu) — Tue, 09 Mar 2010 17:17:00 +0000

Lips jab lips se
milte hai to kya
hota hai?
;
;

;
;

Hamesha Galatmat socha karo
Muh band hota hai aur kya..

Hum Unse Pyar

noreply@blogger.com (palu) — Tue, 09 Mar 2010 17:16:00 +0000

Hum Unse Pyar Karte H
Wo Humse Pyar Karte H
Na Wo Humse Baat Krte
Na Hum Unse Baat Karte H
Bas Ek-Dusre Ko Dekh Kr
Time Pass Karte H

I am so glad

noreply@blogger.com (palu) — Tue, 09 Mar 2010 17:15:00 +0000

I am so glad to see you
I want to give you rest
Speak about the joyous things
All things that you love best.

love u...

Jinhe Humari Yaad

noreply@blogger.com (palu) — Tue, 09 Mar 2010 17:13:00 +0000

Zakhm Aisa Diya Ki Koi Dawa Kaam N Aayi
Aag Aise Lagayi Ki Paani Se B Bujha N Payi
Aaj B Rote He Unki Yaad Me
Jinhe Humari Yaad Kbhi N Aayi.

Best Gift

noreply@blogger.com (palu) — Mon, 08 Mar 2010 16:58:00 +0000

Best Gift
ZINDAGI

Best Ehsaas
KHUSHI

Best Feelings
PYAAR

Best Relation
DOSTI

Best Person
TUM

Best Friend
HUM

Happiness consists

noreply@blogger.com (palu) — Mon, 08 Mar 2010 16:56:00 +0000

Happiness consists of a solid
faith/Trust, good health,
and a bad memory.
Good morning!

Commerce Ki Ladki

noreply@blogger.com (palu) — Mon, 08 Mar 2010 16:55:00 +0000

Commerce Ki Ladki Kaise Gali Degi?
Saale Return Cheque

Dharti Pe Liability

Pedaishi Bad-Debt

Itna Marungi Ki Balance Sheet Tally Nai Hogi

Duniya ke 5 muskil kaam

noreply@blogger.com (palu) — Mon, 08 Mar 2010 16:51:00 +0000

Duniya ke 5 muskil kaam-:

Hathi ko dhakka lagana
machhar ki malish krna
Chiti ko kiss krna
ziraf ki gardan dabana
Aapse sms ki ummid krna

Kanjusi K Saare Record

noreply@blogger.com (palu) — Mon, 08 Mar 2010 16:45:00 +0000

Kanjusi K Saare Record Tod Dete Ho,
Bhikari Ka B Rukh Mod Dete Ho,
Mahaan Hai Aap Ki Kanjusi,
Toilet K Lote Me B Paani Chhod Dete Ho..

Beautiful tomorrow

noreply@blogger.com (palu) — Sat, 06 Mar 2010 20:01:00 +0000

Beautiful tomorrow never comes.
When it comes, it's already TODAY..!
In the hunt of beautiful tomorrow
don't waste your wonderful today...

May this Holi

noreply@blogger.com (palu) — Sat, 06 Mar 2010 19:59:00 +0000

May this Holi be filled with the
Colours of Happiness,Prosperity
& Good Luck.Integrity Infocomm
Wishes u & ur loved ones a Very
Happy Holi.

Pichkaari ki dhar

noreply@blogger.com (palu) — Sat, 06 Mar 2010 19:59:00 +0000

Pichkaari ki dhar,
Gulal ki bauchar,
sang mila ho apno ka pyaar..
yahi hai holi ka tyohar.!

Wish u all
HaPpy Holi.!

Tumhare Kaam Aa Jaye

noreply@blogger.com (palu) — Sat, 06 Mar 2010 19:57:00 +0000

Kanjus..Bete Se

Meri Khwaish Hai Ke Tum Bade Ho K "Wakeel" Bano.

Son-Wo Kyu?

Kanjus-Taki Mera "Black Coat" Tumhare Kaam Aa Jaye.

Badle Jab Halaat

noreply@blogger.com (palu) — Sat, 06 Mar 2010 19:52:00 +0000

Nikli Pyar Ki Baat Toh Tum Yaad Aaye
Uthe Dil Me Jazbaat Toh Tum Yaad Aaye,
Dil Mera Bebas Na Rehta Tha,
Badle Jab Halaat Toh Tum Yaad Aaye

Main ja raha hu

noreply@blogger.com (palu) — Sat, 06 Mar 2010 19:49:00 +0000

Santa:"i am Going' ka kya matlab hota hai?
Banta:(kafi soch kr) main ja raha hu.
Santa: (guse me) Oye Nahi jane Dunga. pehle Matlab Bata

Heart is not

noreply@blogger.com (palu) — Sat, 06 Mar 2010 19:46:00 +0000

Heart is not a basket for keeping tension & sadness,
Heart is a bouquet for keeping smile & joy,
Let your heart be always happy..!
Gud nit

Samajh sako to

noreply@blogger.com (palu) — Sat, 06 Mar 2010 19:44:00 +0000

Samajh sako to samajh kar dekho
Prem ki Janziro me ulajh kar dekho
Kya hoti hai tadaf kisi se milne ki
Kisi se Mohabbat tum karke dekho.!

Love is possible

noreply@blogger.com (palu) — Fri, 26 Feb 2010 17:47:00 +0000

Love is possible after friendship
but
friendship is not possible after love
because
medicines work before death
later nothing can be cured..

Remember that

noreply@blogger.com (palu) — Fri, 26 Feb 2010 17:45:00 +0000

Remember that what's right isn't always popular...
and what's popular isn' always right.
Have a great day

My husband is safe

noreply@blogger.com (palu) — Fri, 26 Feb 2010 17:44:00 +0000

A pregnant lady went to an astrologer.
Astrologer: When u deliver a baby,
babys father will die
Lady: Thank god! My husband is safe!

WANTED

noreply@blogger.com (palu) — Fri, 26 Feb 2010 17:38:00 +0000

Har gali har diwar par tumhara naam likha hai,
Har gali har diwar par tumhara naam likha hai,
Uper WANTED aur niche DAS LAC KA INAAM likha hai

Sun power is day time

noreply@blogger.com (palu) — Thu, 25 Feb 2010 17:30:00 +0000

Sun power is day time,
Moon power is night time,
Student power is college time,
But
FRIENDSHIP power is life time.!