Thappar Maarnay par NaraZ Wife se Husband bola:

“Aadmi ushi ko marta hai jis se Pyar kerta hai.”

Wife ne Husband ko 2 thappar maray aur Boli

“Aap kya samajhtay hain main Aapse Pyar nahi kerti”

Wife TV par match dekh rahi thi,

husband smart banke aya or bolay,
“DARLING MAIN KAISA LAG RAHA HON?”

tabhi wife zor se chillayi

“CHAKKAAAA!!!”

Wife: Meray iraday baray naik hain,

Aap 100 main say aik hain!

Husband: dimagh k hum b DON hain,

pehle ye bata baqi k 99 koN ha.

Husbnd: Kal mere khawab me 1 larki ayi thi
Wah!kia larki thi

Wife:Akeli aye hogi?

Husbnd:Wao tumhe kese pata?

Wife:Uska husband mere khawab me aya tha…!

Wife: Is Saal Roza Rakhoge?
Husband: Nahi

Wife: Aur Taravi Parhoge?
Husband: Mushkil Hai

Wife: Aur Aftaari Karoge?
Husband: Han! Ab itna Bhi Kafir Nahi Ha

Difference between Husband & gadha.
Ans:Husband gadha ban sakta hai,
but
Gadha itna bhi gadha nahi k husband bane!!

Wife is dreaming in the middle of the night
and suddenly shouts: “Up! Quick! My husband is back!”

Man gets up, jumps out of the window,
hurts himself, and then realizes: “Damn, I am the husband!”

Husband to a newly wed wife!
I could go to the end of the world for you
Wife: Thanks, but promise me
you will stay there for the rest of your life.

Wife: yesterday-night I saw a dream
That u were sending me
Jewelry and clothes!
Husband: yeah, I saw
your dad paying the bill !!!

A beggar- ‘Oh sundari! Andha hoon.
Sawa paanch rupya de de..’

Husband said 2 his wife- “De de,
tujhe sundari bola hai to yaqinan andha hi hai…” :p