High level confidence!
Teacher 2 student: If u tel me “where is GOD”, i’ll reward u 100 rupees.
Student : n If u tell me “whr GOD is not” i’l reward u
200Rs
High level confidence!
Lady Teacher
Lady Teacher:
What tense is this
“I m a beautiful woman.”
Student:
Past tense Madam.
School main Aag lag gayi
School main Aag lag gayi
Sab bachy khush thay k ab skool nahi Ana pary ga par 1 bacha udas tha,
teacher ne pucha Beta y r u sad?
Bcha:
Sir Aap to zinda bach gaye
Agar apna Character acha karna hai
Teachr:
Agar apna Character acha karna hai
to apni her Teacher ko Maa samjho..
STUDENT:
Lekin Miss is se to
hamare abbu ka Character kharab ho jaye ga..!!
Teacher ne smoking ka nuqsan batane k lye
Teacher ne smoking ka nuqsan batane k lye
1 KEERA smoke k jar mai dala to wo mar gaya
Teacher : “Aap ne kya sekha”
Student: Smoking se KEERE mar jate hain.
Teacher : How do u write 55?
Teacher : How do u write 55?
Student : I don’t know..
Teacher : Write 5 and beside it another 5!
The student wrote 5 and stopped.
Teacher : What are you waiting for?
Student : Can u tell me which side to write the other 5?
When We are in Class. We Are Students
When We are in Class. We Are Students.
When they are in class They are Scholars.
When v Correct our Writing its Overwriting.
When they Correct their, its Correction,
When v copy from Others, We are Cheaters,
When they Copy they Quote
When We dont do our work in time, We are Sluggish,
When they dont do, they are Busy,
When We Joke in class, We are Jokers,
When They are joke, They r Witty,
KIA YE KHULA TAZAD NAHY HAI.
teacher: make a sentence
teacher: make a sentence in which 1 word repeated 4 times
sardar: lara dutta marries brian lara and she becomes lara lara